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{~Incorrect Quotes #5~}

Requested by: pinkieee_dollie

{~TW~}

~Cringe~
~OOC~
~Fluff~
~Jokes~
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee machine*
Quackity: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Bad: ...I did. I broke it.
Quackity: No. No you didn't. Roier?
Roier: Don't look at me. Look at Etoiles.
Etoiles: What?! I didn't break it.
Roier: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Etoiles: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Roier: Suspicious.
Etoiles : No, it's not!
Forever: If it matters, probably not, but Baghera was the last one to use it.
Baghera: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Forever: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Baghera: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Forever!
Bad: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Quackity.
Quackity: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Forever: Quackity... Cellbit's been awfully quiet.
Cellbit: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Quackity, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Quackity: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Quackity:
Quackity: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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ElQuackity: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Baghera: Nope, absolutely not.
Cellbit: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Bad: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Etoiles: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Foolish: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome!

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Quackity: Favorite horror movie?
Foolish: IT
Bad: Saw
Bagi: Annabelle
Tubbo: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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YD: Bye BiBi! Bye Quackity Bye Roier Bye Mike. Bye BiBi!
Mike: You said bye to Bad twice...
YD: I like BiBi!

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Phil: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Tubbo: Rude.
Cellbit: That's fair.
Foolish: Not again!
Bad: Are you going to want this back?

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Fit: There are eleven chairs and fifteen kids. What do you do?
Phil: Have everyone stand
Bad: Bring four more chairs!
Quackity: The most important ones can sit down.
Foolish: Kill four kids.

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Foolish: I'm an idiot.
Bad:
Cellbit:
Baghera:
Etoiles:
Tina:
Bad: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day...

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Bad: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Foolish: Put spaghetti in it.
Bad: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Mike: Put spaghetti in it.
Bad: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
YD: Put spaghetti in it.
Bad: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Tubbo, knocking on the door: Bad! Open up please!
Bad: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Foolish: No, he meant-
Bagi: Let him finish.

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Bad: Aypierre, I'm sad.
Aypierre: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Slime: Mariana, I'm sad.
ElMariana, nodding: Mood.

{~Notes~}

Im back bitches! I have a ton more incorrect quotes left soooo I'm gonna make another one after this! It's 1:28AM right now lol. I have no sleep schedule.

{~Word Count~}

Word count is 589