Requested by: Me
{~TW~}
~Cringe~
~Fluff~
~Swearing~
~OOC~
~Jokes!!~
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Bad: I just ended a four year relationship.
Bagi: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
Bad: Hm? Oh yeah I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Phil and Missa fighting from across the room.*
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Bad: Am I in trouble?
Aypierre: Take a guess
Bad: No?
Bagi: Take another guess.
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Bad: What time is it?
Foolish: I don't know, pass me the saxophone and we'll find out.
Foolish: *Plays the saxophone and extremely out of tune*
Cellbit: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING!?
Foolish: It's 2am.
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Bad, sighs: No one really loves me.
The French: Are you sure?
Bad: Yeah.
The French, Aggressively pointing at themselves: ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?
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Quackity: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Tubbo: I burned my tounge drinking tea.
Mouse: I dropped my hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Foolish: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil when I was in the first grade.
Pac: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Bad:
Bad: I have emotional scars.
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Antoine: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Bad: Okay, but in my defense, Aypierre bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Etoiles: That's not what he wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Bad: Time sensitive question how to flirt with a boy.
Quackity: Throw rocks at him.
Foolish: Hot dogs.
Cellbit: Kill him.
Bad: Thanks guys.
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Bad: *About Fit and Pac* They make a cute couple, huh?
Tubbo: They currently are standing next to each other.
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Etoiles: I put the pun in punishment
Foolish: I put the top in unstoppable
Bad: I put the "cute" in execute.
Tubbo: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Aypierre: I put the ass in class
Roier, joking: I put the D in Bad
They were forced to say this.
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Quackity: Are you a F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Bad: Are you a software update? Because not right now.
{~Notes~}
Heeeyyyy I'm gonna make a few more incorrect quote chapters. Since NO ONE is giving requests.
{~Word Count~}
Word count is 395
YOU ARE READING
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