Requested by: Me
{~TW~}
~Cringe~
~OOC
~Fluff~
~Jokes!~
~Swearing~
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Tubbo: Valentine's day is a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other then drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolate for thier significant others and pos-
Bad: I wrote you a poem...
Tubbo, already crying: You did?
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Jaiden: Ugh, crushes are dumb.
Quackity: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Bad: But you're always acting stupid?
Quackity:
Quackity: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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Dapper, Ramon and Leo: *Standing in front of a sign that that says 18+*
Ramon: Aww, it says 18+ and there's only three of us...
Dapper: Don't be stupid Ramon
Leo: We can just invite more people :D
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Bad: I regret showing you how to use a blender.
Antoine: *drinking toast* Why?
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Bad: Foolish is surprisingly confident. I wonder why.
Foolish: I keep my head held high and my middle finger held higher!
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Foolish: Telepaths can't read my mind if I don't think!
Bad:
Bad: Wha-?
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*Foolish and Bad at the grocery store*
Foolish and Bad: *Sees a child crying at the grocery store*
Foolish: *Bends down to talk to them*
Foolish: Hey little guy. Can you move please? You're blocking the Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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Bad: Hey mom, how's your night going?... You're still a horrible person? Thought so.
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Bad: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Pac: It's called arson Bad and those people are witnesses.
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Bad: You are all being ridiculous Foolish does NOT have a crush on me!
Quackity: Foolish does!
Roier: He does.
Tubbo: Yes he does!
Phil: He does mate.
Foolish: Yes I do dumbass!
{~Notes~}
I'm so fucking tired rn. Anyways I'm making chicken wings rn and they are almost done. They smell like cookies :P
{~Word Count~}
Word count is 315
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