Requested by: Me
{~TW~}
~Cringe~
~OOC~
~Fluff~
~Swearing~
~Jokes!!~
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Bad: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Antoine: Well actually it's a claas, but unfortunately it's full right now.
Antoine: Would you like me to tutor you?
Baghera: That was smooth.
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Roier: Talk dirty to me~
Bad: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Roier: Wha-
Bad: The economy is in shambles.
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Bad, Walking into his house:
Etoiles: Hey Badboy my bro!
Aypierre: Hi Bebou!
Tubbo: Hey Bad!
Quackity: Hello!
Bad: I have you the warp to my place for emergencies only!
Foolish: We were out of Doritos...
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Bad: Are you ready to commit?
Aypierre: Like, a crime or relationship?
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Tubbo: Ooh, somebody has a crush~
Etoiles: Pffft, I don't have a crush on Bad I just think he's cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
Later that night...
Etoiles, Very much awake: Uh oh.
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Bad: What are you in the mood for?
ElQuackity: World domination.
Bad: That's a bit ambitious.
ElQuackity: You are my World.
Bad: Aw...
ElQuackity:
Bad:
ElQuackity:
Bad: OH-
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Roier: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Missa: Did Bad say "I love you" and you said "Thanks"?
Roier: THE RESONS ARE PERSONAL-
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Bad: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Foolish: Prefect, while you go do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Bad:
Bad: You mean ring bearER, right?
Foolish:
Bad: Foolish Underscore Gamers. Look me in the eyes and tell me that you aren't going to bring a dangerous animal to our wedding.
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Bad: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang a mistletoe, but insted of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
Tubbo: Bad no.
Etoiles: Mistlefoe!
Phil: Please stop encouraging him.
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Bad: Tina, what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Tina: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later.
Bad: Oh uh ok? Love you too I guess? I'll just go ask Foolish.
{~Notes~}
Hiii just so you know these are jokes! Please don't take any of the seriously!
{~Word Count~}
Word count is is 378
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