Smack Me, I Dare You!

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Another request by AnonymeAlex!

The reader is unaffected by physical attacks and will phase through all things dangerous(spikes, weapons, etc) unless it is a direct attack from the Solver(you get crushed by it or something). Also, please don't mind the bad jokes.

Uzi-
She got seriously creeped out when someone flung an axe at you, and it phased right through you, and then you used your Solver to fling it back, and it killed them.
She asked if it had anything to do with the Solver or anything, and she was even more creeped out when you told her that almost nothing could hurt you.

N-
You were hanging out in your room, with you standing directly under the ceiling fan, and it fell. N panicked, but was very confused and intrigued when it appeared to go straight through you and collide with the floor instead.
You explained your weirdness, and he was impressed.

V-
She had accidentally thrown something in your direction and began to panic before she realized that it went right through you. She was super skeptical and asked what happened, and she was even more concerned when you told her to hit you. She did, and then realized that it did nothing, and she began to understand what was going on - you just phase through physical attacks.

J-
She had gotten frustrated with you and went to smack you on the back of the head or something, and her hand just phased right through you. You turned her with an uninterested expression, and she looked perplexed, beginning to question reality itself. She did not try to hit you again.

Thad-
You were playing basketball, and the ball was hurled toward your face. Everyone was stunned as it went through you and bounced on the floor, only for you to continue playing as if nothing had happened.
He asked you about it afterward, and you explained that you're weird.

Doll-
She was in a panicky mood, and you opened the door to her room, causing her to use her Solver out of instinct and hurl a knife at you, only for it to phase through you. She stopped everything and checked to see if you were okay, and you explained that it'll take more than that to hurt you.

Lizzy-
She proposed a snowball fight, and you evilly obliged. She watched in awe as every snowball hurled at you went right through you, and you managed to land hits every single time.
She asked if you were cheating and to cut it out, but then just shrugged when you said it was out of your control.

She teamed with you.

Cyn-
She was just sitting, minding her business, when she saw a chandelier fall right through you. She fixed the chandelier, of course, but she was impressed by the fact that you hadn't gotten injured at all.

Khan-
One of the staff members was bored during a meeting and threw a paper ball, intending to hit the trash can, but it was 'accidentally' sent flying at you instead(Khan was the only one who didn't know). Khan watched in amazement as it went right through you and into the trashcan.

Tessa-
Someone had tried to throw a pencil at you while you were walking with Tessa, and it phased right through you, hitting her instead. They got scolded for being rude, and the other drones began to laugh in the distance, as they knew what had really happened.

Alice-
She tried to throw away scarp metal, but it went flying through you instead of flying into the trash can. She worriedly checked to see if you were alright, and then was impressed when you explained your condition.

Nori-
This takes place during the fight against Uzi/Cyn.

Cyn tried to stab you with one of her robot arms, and it went right through you, and Nori just stared at you in disbelief for not letting her know.

Yeva-
You were talking to each other when you explained that you've never gotten hurt before, and she didn't believe you; you grabbed a knife and stabbed through your hand, removing said hand to show the knife in the top of the desk, and she realized what you meant.

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