You Have A Dark Sense of Humor

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This one was actually my own idea! I hope you like it.

The reader makes some pretty dark jokes, and the reasoning can be whatever you want - it is you, after all.

Uzi-
She'd join in, and you'd both just start telling each other jokes. If it happens in front of other drones, they just stare at you in horror, wondering what the heck is going on and wondering about both of your well-being.

N-
He'd be pretty bothered by it, but would nervously laugh and overall try to be understanding since that's your sense of humor.

V-
She'd laugh at most of your jokes unless they suddenly got super depressing, in which case she'll just stare at you with concern.

J-
She wouldn't even understand that you were joking, and so she'd just get incredibly worried whenever you started doing it. Even if you were to explain, she'd still be confused/think something is going on. She is definitely not the kind of drone you want to make dark jokes around.

Thad-
He'd actually be a lot like Uzi with this one. He'd laugh at your jokes and probably even join in.

Doll-
She'd either give you a blank stare or get concerned, even if she's aware that you're joking.

Lizzy-
She'd laugh at some of them and say nice. If you were to suddenly drop a depressing bomb(metaphorically, of course) of a joke, she may awkwardly give you a thumbs up but wonder if you're doing okay.

Cyn-
She wouldn't get it at first, but when she did, she'd love it. You would tell each other jokes over oil for who knows how long, never tiring of it.

Khan-
It depends on the context. If it's a casual moment and you make a joke, he'll laugh at it, but if it's serious/tense and you start joking, he'll be really disturbed/concerned.

Tessa-
She'd laugh at some of the more tame ones, but would just stare at you awkwardly if you got really dark really quickly.

Alice-
She'd join in, and you would start telling each other some messed up jokes all day while Beau stared in bewilderment.

Nori-
She'd act uninterested at first but would start to join in. Anything to pass the time, really.

Yeva-
She'd get a bit worried, but would just smile and nod since she knows that you're just joking.

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