Murder Drones Scenarios/Headcanons

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The reader is basically under constant lag/delay and to an extreme and humorous extent.

Uzi-
She'd be extremely freaked out by it because she might talk to you about something, and then hours later, you'd zoom in front of her and begin saying tons of things incredibly fast.

N-
It would make him very nervous, but he wouldn't say anything, instead trying to be understanding because you can't control your situation.

V-
It annoys her sometimes, but after all that you've been through together, it could be worse. That doesn't stop it from being hilarious at some moments, though.

J-
She would stare at you with a wtf face because you might slide across floors instead of walking, or you make error sounds when speaking.

Thad-
He'd be cool about it. Externally, that is. Deep down, it is truly unsettling to him when he says something, and then you zoom pop up right in his face an hour later, screeching incoherently.

Doll-
She'd wonder if you were under the influence of some strange virus or if there were drone substances that she was unaware of.

Lizzy-
It would annoy or unsettle her sometimes, but she wouldn't really care that much. She may record you sliding across the ground instead of walking.

Cyn-
She'd stare at you with a blank smile and wonder why the heck she saved you.

Khan-
He wondered how you even taught the students, and it made sense when he checked in on your class and saw that you, in fact, didn't. The students would do whatever while you lagged horribly, and he felt bad for you. He'd invite you over to his place and keep an eye on you, feeling bad that he didn't know how bad the lagging got - he only saw the funny/humorous parts before, like when you would randomly make chicken noises(how does that even happen??) while clipping through the ceiling.

Tessa-
She wouldn't even know what to do and would become an awkward mess whenever you entered the room, especially if it was in front of her parents.

Alice-
She had actually caused it by accident during your time in the facility. She tried to pirate some anime and instead gave you a terrible virus, and now she lives every day knowing that there's nothing she can do to stop it unless she kills you.
She can't help but laugh sometimes, though, since you do have your funny moments.

Nori-
She'd be very creeped out by you. She'd be drawing and listening to music by herself, and one second later, you are spasming everywhere, and I mean everywhere - you'd be flinging up in the air for no reason and then popping right in front of her like nothing happened.

Yeva-
She'd try to understand that it's not something you can control, but she'd still be incredibly disturbed whenever you suddenly phased through walls or your arms disappeared or something, and you looked completely calm. Honestly, the calm face was the worst part.