Murder Drones Scenarios/Headcanons

You Are Epsilon-Church

Requested by bluevandal!

The reader is Epsilon-Church from Red vs Blue(I really hope I do this right), who sucks with a sniper rifle, is temperamental, and is an ai with the power to hop from soldier to soldier.

Uzi-
She found you a bit relatable, as both of you can be temperamental at times, but she found it strange how your main weapon was a sniper rifle, and that you weren't any good at using it. As it turns out, the reason that you only had a sniper rifle was because you were too stubborn to use anything else.
As if things couldn't get weirder, she watched as you hopped into other drones' bodies and then used them to fight their friends.
Needless to say, she was very weirded out by you.

N-
He was put off by your temper and sarcasm, but he still tried his best to be your friend, encouraging you to do better and being there for you no matter what. He found it a bit funny that you were so stubborn you used a weapon you were no good with, but realized that you were actually quite formidable, as you could hop from drone to drone.
He both found you silly and respected you.

V-
She is very sarcastic and has a bad temper as well, so the two of you actually understood each other in that regard quite well. She noticed how you used a machine gun all of the time instead of any other weapon, and while it was a bit odd, she didn't mind; she only minded when she saw you jumping from drone to drone and making them fight each other, as she realized the danger that came with your powers.
She'd fear and respect you.

J-
You'd actually get along very well in comparison to other scenarios, as you share the same sarcasm and temper, and you suck with a sniper rifle and prefer to blow things up.
She was initially bothered by the fact that you could jump between forms, but she got used to it and actually encouraged you to do it at times.

Thad-
He didn't mind the bad temper most times, and he honestly didn't expect you to know how to wield a gun - he sure didn't. He thought it was actually quite cool how you could swap bodies and wanted a demonstration.

Doll-
As usual, the bad temper and sarcasm were understandable, and she never questioned it. You fought using a sword, and you were quite well at it; she freaked out a bit when you hopped between drones, and she did confront you, but ultimately decided that it was nothing to worry about.
She'd be pretty calm about the whole situation.

Lizzy-
She honestly wouldn't even bat an eye at anything. She may throw a few jokes your way or be slightly impressed at the body hopping, but that's it.

Cyn-
She found your personality silly and was interested in your powers, but she didn't care about it that much otherwise.

Khan-
He was a bit nervous around you due to your bad temper, and he was even more anxious at the fact that you always snuck a shotgun with you, but the thing that scared him most was that you swapped forms like it was as simple as flipping a coin. What if you decided to control him or someone else?
He was very scared at the idea of what you could do.

Tessa-
She was rather put off by the sarcasm and bad temper, but she tried to be kind and welcoming. You had a sword, and she never questioned it, but she grew wary after witnessing your ability to possess the bodies of other drones.
She'd be kind to you, but also very cautious.

Alice-
She wouldn't care about anything but the body swapping part. She wondered if you could possess a sentinels, and she daydreamt of the possibilities.

Nori-
Your cynicism matched with her own, unsurprisingly, and your inability to use a sniper rifle was understandable. However, the body swapping was news to her, and she grew skeptical.
She wants to believe that you won't become like she did with the Solver, but she doesn't know what will happen.

Yeva-
She didn't care much for what you did - you were her friend no matter what, but the body hopping was strange to her. Despite the weirdness, you never used it on her, and she was grateful for that.