Badly written fanfiction where Touhou characters do funni stuff (not really). Follow Cirno and friends as they commit several crimes! Except that's just what they already do in the games. BUT THIS TIME IT'S AT SCHOOL!
Warning for excessive swearing...
((character inaccuracies will inaccuracy, pls be cautiont))
Cirno arrived in class. She was LATE. Letty da teacher did not like when dat lil beech was leit.
"Cirno, you get detention!" She shooted.
"BRO I LEGIT DID NOT DO SHIT-" Cirno resisted calmly.
"Common Cirno L 🤣🥶💀🙏" the Three Fairies of Light all sed in unicorn while also pronouncing all the em oh gees.
"😡" Cirno tried to start an em oh gee war with them but she couldent cause she had to go to detention.
In the prince e pal's office she was greeted by prince e pal Yukari.
"Ok Cirno, wtf did u do this time?"
"Letty keeps sending me to detention for no reason I swear to gud!"
"Wait, weren't you the one caught freezing someone to death the other day?"
"UH- UR MOM!!!!!"
"How dare you make a your mom joke in 2024."
"Well I guess u dont have 1 anyway cuz ur so old!"
Then You Car In got so mad she sent Cirno to the USUAL ROOM (she borrowed it from Tenchou ig) through a GAP *vine boom*.
After a few hours of 'normal stuff' (and totally not just absolute pain and suffering™) Cirno finally managed to escape and returned to class where she saw her friends who were about to leave.
"By the way Cirno, school ended already and we have a test tomorrow so good luck with that lol" Mystia sed while making the epic face (even tho it ain't trendy anymore smh).
"I hope Yuyuko is under ur bed tonight you STUPID piece of KFC!!!!!!!" Cirno sed very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very ANGRYLIE.
"Who hurt you?" Daiyousei esc-keyed.
"Everyone and everything😔" Cirno began her villain arc.
"Ok cool" Wriggle commented. "But I gtg protest on the streets to let everyone know that bug lives matter so yeah"
A boulder then fell through the ceiling and killed her (bug<rock).
"Why is school lunch so bad I legit have to eat way too many people after school" Rumia lamented before dashinged out of the school balding with a darker aura than Shadow da Hedgehog.
"So uh- u 2 wanna see me freeze some frogs?" Cirno asked the remaining members of Team ⑨.
"Sure...just make sure Suwako doesn't punt you into the Sun again, ok?" Daiyousei replid.
"Nah Im freezing her dis time cuz revenge is sweat!"
"I think you meant revenge is sweet. Sweat's not all that great..."
"Unless it's the COLD sweat of my enemies!"
"Wait if I come with u guys can I be sing?" Mystia asked.
"Why do you wanna become an Ikea bed so bad bruv?" Daiyousei esc-keyed another quest eon as numerous blåhaj fell from the hole in the roof created by that one boulder.
"Lol Mystia är en säng!" Cirno laughed in Swedish.
"Nvm I'm gonna go back to my grilled lamprey stand cause I know I make more stonks than both of u broke beeches!"
After allat happened, Cirno and Daiyousei went to da lake but just as Cirno was about to freeze more frogs a wild Suwako appeared (again) and punted her into the Sun (again).
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!
((AN: This was a mistake, but hey, here's a random image I can present to you that has absolutely nothing to do with Touhou!))
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