It was now exam tiem and Cirno had no idea how to exam.
"What kinda goofy ahh questions are these?!" She quest stoned.
"Stfu Cirno you are disrupting the exam!" Letty complained.
"My perfect math class had way better questions bro!"
Cirno knew she was right. These questions sucked Reimu's big balls so bad to the point that literally anything else wood of been better.
Like who tf thinks of 'Who would win in a fight? Ronald McDonald or Skibadee Toilet? Elaborate.' ?! Cirno answered with 'Nah I'd win I am the strongest'.
The next question was 'Is the Earth flat (like you)?'. Cirno wrote 'Yes and fak u'.
The next question after the next question was 'What is the scientific name of a horehound?'. Cirno answered with: 'Ur mom' because she completely lacks the ability to be funny, just like the author.
'If random guy buys 34073285973829570589275238941817 fumos, each of which cost 🚍💥🚗🦶👉💩🏳🌈🌚📉🗿💰™💲, how much money do the 34073285973829570589275238941817 fumos cost altogether?' , and Cirno had no idea how to answer that so she just wrote 'Hamburger'.
'English or Spanish?'. As Cirno moved her hand to answer 'Icelandic', a new text suddenly appeared below it which said 'Þú ert hommi'.
"Ok students, it's time to return the exam papers." Letty conveniently said just as Cirno had finished answering all the questions.
"BUT I HAVENET EVEDN FINNISHED YET!" Mystia objected (ayo Touhou 12 reference?).
"Did I ask?" Letty raised an eyebrow *vine boom + the Rock + funny reference + haha + plus sign + I haven't done my Duolingo lessons today + troll face + Bocchi the Rock + Girls Band Cry + Walmart + my kidneys just exploded + Pritt glue looks delicious + Obama Fried Chicken + Wichael Alone + SpongeBob + where is this going + idk +-*
Then everyone returned the exam papers.
"Hey wait a minute, Clownpiece, you forgot to write your name." Letty glanced over at Clownpiece, the quiet kid at the back of the classroom.
And that beech quickly proved her status as the official, not fake, 100% real, branded, Gucci quiet kid by pulling out a shotgun and yelling: "IT'S FOR 'MURICAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
"Alright, then, I'm not gonna bother."
Cirno then remembered something...
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SHE HADN'T WRITTEN HER NAME ON THE EXAM PAPER EITHER!
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Dan make you (Touhou crackfic)
FanfictionBadly written fanfiction where Touhou characters do funni stuff (not really). Follow Cirno and friends as they commit several crimes! Except that's just what they already do in the games. BUT THIS TIME IT'S AT SCHOOL! Warning for excessive swearing...
