The bell rang, and now, in a DIFFERENT classroom of the same school with DIFFERENT characters and finally NO Cirno:
Remilia and her little sister Flandre who somehow escaped the basement again, as well as every other Scarlet Devil Mansion resident, had to hold PowerPoint presentations.
"Alright Flandre, why don't you go first?" The teacher Shinki (idk why she's the teacher this is only a thing to make this even more confusing) suggested.
"Letting Flandre of all people cook is going to be the worst mistake of your life." Remilia warned.
"I'm literally a god, you cannot warn me." Shinki replied as Natsuiro Matsuri from the hit idol project Hololive's 1st generation approached the window of the classroom at horrifyingly rapid speeds before mysteriously vanishing (y'know, like the stain remover?).
"Erm, ackshually," Sakuya began her 'erm, ackshually' rant. "Miss Remilia has every right to warn you, for what she speaks is facts. I should know, because as her maid, I know that she is very wise and proper and could never-"
"Shut up." said literally everyone else, even Hong Meiling who was sleeping in class and Patchouli Knowledge who was absent due to health reasons.
Flandre went up to the front of the classroom and her presentation appeared on the big screen even though nobody did anything for it to appear there.
She then proceeded to McRoll the entire class while hitting the griddy.
"What the fuck does this mean." Shinki questioned before the assistant teacher, Yumeko, opened up a Know Your Meme page to educate her. "I still do not get what the fuck this is supposed to mean."
"I warned you, didn't I?" Remilia deadpanned like a pan that was dead.
"Flandre, get back in your seat! You fail for inflicting your zoomer brainrot onto Lady Shinki!" Yumeko stated, not realizing that the Know Your Meme page that was still open didn't make it any better.
"Skill issue." Flandre said as she returned to her seat while doing the Mutsuki California Gurls dance from the hit 2021 game Blue Archive.
"Flandre, how many dance moves did you practice in the basement without my say so?" Remilia asked.
But before Flandre got to answer, her dance moves ended up being so powerful that the entire classroom exploded and had to go under repair.
"Nvm I am actually thankful that we no longer have to keep staying at the torture chamber that is school. Thank you, dearest sister Flandre." Remilia retracted her previous statement.
"Wha- NO MORE SCHOOL?!" Hong Meiling woke up to the explosion.
"Now I can finally help Patchouli without being labeled a girlfailure!" Koakuma happy happy happy'd as she also exploded from the mere impact of her happiness (should probably get that checked out).
"You damn kids-! Get back here! Causing explosions is so disrespectful to the great god that is me." Shinki made a call out post on her twitter.com (now known as x.com).
"We're not kids bruv" Flandre threw a nerd emoji at Shinki as she was already quite far away from her.
"Indeed, we're like 500 years old!" Remilia added.
"Then look and act your age!"
"Well, if you yourself are a god, I'd assume you are at least 1000 years old. At such an age, shouldn't you look like a gravestone and act like you're dead?" Remilia countered.
"Lol what a hypocrite!" Flandre chuckled as neither her nor any of the Scarlet Devil Mansion residents could be seen by Shinki anymore as they had all ran/flu'd away, but somehow she could still hear them due to some godly power probably.
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Dan make you (Touhou crackfic)
Fiksi PenggemarBadly written fanfiction where Touhou characters do funni stuff (not really). Follow Cirno and friends as they commit several crimes! Except that's just what they already do in the games. BUT THIS TIME IT'S AT SCHOOL! Warning for excessive swearing...
