The next day, since there was no school, Team ⑨ decided to hop on Roblox Adept and Rice to TROLL with ADMIN COMMANDS they had purchased with the credit card they stole from the credit card factory. Who let them in and why'd it have any credit on it? That will forever remain a mystery.
"Wait, where's Mystia?" Wriggle asked as soon as she got on the Discord call.
"Eh, probably not awake yet." Cirno replied.
"But it's already 1PM?"
"Doesn't she have that grilled lamprey stand? What if she's busy?" Daiyousei noted.
"Yeah, it probably ain't worth waiting for her." Cirno said.
"I can't believe you guys made me WOKE up for this! I hate forced WOKENESS! I stayed up the entire night getting my IQ drained worse than in a mobile game ad and this is what I get?!" Rumia complained.
"Anyway, we need victims. Any roleplays going on in this server?" Cirno completely ignored her because she wasn't a fan of da emos.
">:(" Rumia said an EMOticon out loud even though the EMO jokes aren't funny anymore.
Team ⑨ then proceeded to look at the chat to see if anybody was roleplaying.
Ran: Get in the stroller, Chen! We're going home!
Chen: *pulls out ####* hoe boat no
"Alright, we should probably stay far away from that one. Let's see who else we can troll." Wriggle suggested.
"COWARD!!!!1!11!!11!1!!1" Cirno snickered like a Snickers bar.
But what else was in the chat? What else can the author's big brain come up with without any imagination fuel?
Alice: What are you doing in my house you're not even from Gensokyo who are you
Aris/Alice/Arisu (from the hit 2021 game Blue Archive): Blue
Alice: That did not answer any of my questions
Aris/Alice/Arisu (from the hit 2021 game Blue Archive): I cast fireball!
Cirno: :teleport me to ur dad's exact location
That was a bad idea, Cirno teleported into the void and is not coming back for the rest of this chapter.
"*GASP* Who knew admin commands could be so dangerous all in the name of making a your dad joke!" Daiyousei *GASP*'d.
"Huh, so that's why she's only used your mom up until now..." Wriggle huh'd.
"I don't want that lil beech using my mom! How dare she!" Rumia cri'd.
Then Team ⑨ (with the exception of Mystia and Cirno, of course) teleported inside some random ass house while invisibling like Vi-Siblin.
But oh no! It was the one where Ran and Chen lived in!
Ran: I can't believe you'd #######################, Chen! You're grounded for 394718947239856178652389471904723478351302983973847589375 sextillion light years!
Chen: i'm 2 days into gooning and i'm 3 edges behind all my friends they call me sigma but i'm on my mewing grind but it doesn't really sit with me quite right cuz they don't wanna play og fortnite and i keep accidentally edging myself in my room in the middle of the night i wake up and i'm gooning and i wake up to my edge and i wake up and i'm mewing but i'll be sigma when i'm old see i don't like breaking streaks but i can't control my edge so i just jelq around and keep my head down and hope i don't explode and everybody's telling me that i'm doing so well i try to rizz them honestly i find it hard to jelq if i watch speed or i watch sketch i try my best i try my best i tell myself i say aloud it's fine i'll goon until i edge
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Dan make you (Touhou crackfic)
FanfictionBadly written fanfiction where Touhou characters do funni stuff (not really). Follow Cirno and friends as they commit several crimes! Except that's just what they already do in the games. BUT THIS TIME IT'S AT SCHOOL! Warning for excessive swearing...
