Unfortunately, we must now shift the focus back to Cirno, that little BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA-
The exam results from yesterday had now been returned to the students.
"AIN'T NO WAY-" Sunny was about to laugh as she saw Cirno's results.
"You didn't get any of them right? Lol" Star said, pronouncing the lol and all.
"And I got them all correct btw." Luna flexed.
"HOW TF DID YOU GET ANY OF THEM THAT TEST WAS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE BRUV-" Cirno's dumb ass brain was getting absolutely fried.
"Reading power." Luna replied while pulling out swaggy sunglasses and putting them on like a true gangsta spendin' most her life livin' in a Gangsta's Paradise.
"The test wasn't even that hard tho. All of us except you got at least one of them." Wriggle (whose brain apparently wasn't fried even after getting a literal gun bullet pierce through it) informed, and she wasn't lying as everybody then showed their results to Cirno as proof.
"HUH-" Cirno gasped. "B-But you 4!" She pointed at Daiyousei, Rumia, Mystia and Wriggle. "We're supposed to be Team ⑨, you traitors! How could you outsmart me?!"
"Cirno, you do realize the bar we've surpassed here is very low, right?" Die You Say said.
Anyway, after school Team ⑨ decided to go visit Miko Borgar to celebrate everyone's exam results (even Cirno's due to how shockingly bad they were). Although Cirno was still as salty as salt water itself, which made her even more salty because she was supposed to live at the lake, not the salty ahh sea.
"Welcome to Miko Borgar, may I take your order?" Reimu, the owner of the entire establishment, asked. She was working there all by herself, probably because none of her employees got paid enough for any of the shit they had to go through so they just left.
"Yo, can I get uh- a McFlurry with an Egg McMuffin?" Cirno asked.
"This isn't McDonald's, you little shit."
"Can I get a cheeseborgar? But no cheese, please, I'm lactose intolerant." Mystia asked.
"Huh, that's new...never heard of you lacking toes before." Wriggle raised an eyebrow like DA ROCK!!! (I seriously gotta stop with mentioning The Rock, it's not funny)
"So...just a hamborgar, then?" Reimu inquired in a tired manner. Must've been due to melatonin gummy overdose.
"No, you don't get it! It has to be a cheeseborgar."
"Ok, not dealing with this. I'm making it a regular hamborgar."
"Aw, man!"
"I'd like to buy a Lamborghini Murcielago LP670-4 SuperVeloce China Limited Edition, please." Daiyousei requested.
"Oh, then I'll get the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VI GSR Tommi Mäkinen Edition!" Cirno added, totally not just copying her fellow fairy.
"We don't sell those here. Please order something that's actually on the menu."
"But, uh...all that's on the menu is fumo?"
"Exactly." Reimu spoke like she had just made a game-changing move in Yu-Gi-Oh!.
"Become fumo." Rumia commanded in Kirei Kotomine's 'Kill yourself, Lancer' voice.
"What." Reimu asked in confusion. Must've been due to several brain tumors that were now catching up to her since she had fought so many wacky ahh youkai before.
"Then you'd be on the menu, right? I need humans to consume."
"AYO-" Cirno commented. But before things got any more out of pocket, Toyosatomimi no Miko appeared, walking through the door which broke in her presence.
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Dan make you (Touhou crackfic)
FanfictionBadly written fanfiction where Touhou characters do funni stuff (not really). Follow Cirno and friends as they commit several crimes! Except that's just what they already do in the games. BUT THIS TIME IT'S AT SCHOOL! Warning for excessive swearing...
