"CHIRUMIRU CHIRUMIRU-" Cirno tried to sing herself out of insanity as she was still stuck in the void as a result of the previous chapter. "Wait, it's my day today!"
All her problems were quickly solved. Everybody knows that Cirno, while being the strongest and all, still gets 1000000000000x stronger on Cirno day.
Thus, she immediately teleported out of the void back into her home and onto the Discord call. See, she keeps her potato PC in the lake.
"Yo, guys, I'm back-" She then noticed everyone had left the call. "Oh, right. They went on an IRS hunt."
She flew as fast as the Flash (13.5 million km/h ) to where the others were, using her super strong sensory powers to pinpoint their exact location. It turned out that the operation took place at...KFC?!
"Conspiracy theory: The IRS were secretly working for Colonel Sanders all along!" Rumia's voice could be heard.
"That damn old man saw me as that much competition, huh?!" And then Mystia's.
"Yo, guys, I'm back! But seriously, for real this time." Cirno announced, way too loud.
"SHHHHH! You're gonna alert them. Don't you know this is a stealth mission?" Wriggle shushed her.
"Well, not for much longer, anyway!" Cirno then proceeded to unleash an entire blizzard on the KFC, freezing all the IRS agents, dashing forward and VIOLENTLY chopping their frozen selves into pieces.
"Um...Cirno, did someone hurt you again?" Daiyousei asked, legitimately worried unlike in Chapter 2 (PLOT TWIST).
"What do you mean? I'm just being myself!" Cirno replied, ignoring all the corpses behind her.
"Cirno, I think we need to pause the story until Cirno day ends. You're being too much of a menace right now, y'know?" Wriggle noted.
"I think you've forgotten something important." Cirno went into her villain monologue voice. "I'm supposed to be the leader! You can't tell me what to do!"
She then also killed Wriggle.
"Cirno, you're grounded for a day due to several counts of manslaughter." Said every alive member of Team ⑨ besides Cirno.
Cirno went into her fumo form to commit more crimes but then a wild Suwako fumo punted her into the Sun, but Cirno made a comeback and got her revenge with EXTRA SWEAT.
"Yup, I think that's enough for Cirno day." Daiyousei said, nodding in agreement of her own statement.
For plot reasons, this is a filler chapter and thus, not canon to the now somewhat-existent plot.
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Dan make you (Touhou crackfic)
Fiksi PenggemarBadly written fanfiction where Touhou characters do funni stuff (not really). Follow Cirno and friends as they commit several crimes! Except that's just what they already do in the games. BUT THIS TIME IT'S AT SCHOOL! Warning for excessive swearing...
