Fun made a drink for him and Party and sat at the couch and drank expired beer. They turned on a movie and watched some funny Mousekat cartoons and drank all night until it was 7 am the next morning.
Fun pointed at the rising sun
"Hey Pois look" he laughed drunk. Party stumbled over but tripped and fell right into funs arms!!
Suddenly they were starting in each other's eyes. There faces started itching closer and closer when suddenly there was a knock at the door. Fun blushed and let go of the embrace and went to the door.
"Hello?" He asked as he opened the door. Then there were two guys in white vampire masks and they grabbed fun and chucked him violently face first into the sand and ran off. They kidnapped him!!!!
Party tried to run after their white van but couldn't run as fast as the car. He called Dr. Death Defying and cried in the apartment. Then suddenly he got a message on his walkie talkie that said
"If you want to see him alive again make a broadcast about 10 reasons why Better Living Industries is awesome and ur wrong" he gasped. ...
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house of sand
Horrorany Gregs or Little Stinkers in the house this one's for you This is a parody of house of gold by @DrewDanisLuv please read it it's a masterpiece and all rights for the original work go to them