It was a hot July day and the abandoned rotting mold and cockroach infested church they found was decked in white everywhere. Fun and Party invited everyone in the zones for free to see there wedding. There was a preacher and a pretty white arch and music playing and a tire fire to roast lizards on outside. In the room with fun he was putting on his white suit and brushing his hair. He got a knock at the door and someone popped in.
Fuck I'm running out of characters uhhhh
It was red and blue!
"Shiny!" She said and they went over to hug him. "I'm so excited for you!" Said Blue.
"Thanks. Red... will you walk me down the isle? I doubt my dad will come all the way from battery city to watch his pregnant son get gay married." He started to cry a little. Red hugged him
"Of course buddy" and she out her arm and he looked at it and they walked slowly out. They stood at the start of the red carpet that went to the arch and fun laughed nervous and red Pat his arm and they started walking as the wedding song started playing. The tumbleweeds went crazy and clapped and they stopped at the preacher (who was just show pony in a sexy nun outfit) and stood by him and waited.
They looked at the entrance and waited for Party... first neon came out to be bridesmaid and Nyx did to. They both looked so pretty.
Thenn.... Kobra Kid came out with Party on his arm. They both smiled and Party blushed wearing his baby blue tux. Fun started crying because he loved him so much.
The music kept playing and Nyx was in front of them chucking handfuls of wrinkled rose petals everywhere.
Party stood across from him and they looked at each other with Misty eyes.
"Fun ghoul do you take Party Poison to be your lawfully wedded husband to hold and love forever as long as you both live?"
Fun nodded"Yes I do"
"And Party Poison do you take fun ghoul to be your husband to love and cherish for as long as you live?"
"I do!" Said Party.
The tumbleweeds all looked so happy and crying and Neon and Nyx and Red and Blue and Kobra all cried happily too.
"If anyone thinks these two should not be married speak now!"
And the room got quiet and nobody breathed. Then someone stood up from the crowd and jumped onstage. It was Val!!!!!
"Val Velocity?!" Party said.
"Yes! I don't think they should get married! He's carrying my baby!!" He shouted and the whole room gasped.
Fun started crying and wished he was somewhere else.
Val velocity fans started screaming for Val and fun to get married. Then Red started going in to Val to push him away from the stage.
The suddenly fights started breaking out with all the fans and drew and Danny ran away and the others escorted them. They all got in the Trans am and drove off fast.
To be continued
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house of sand
Horreurany Gregs or Little Stinkers in the house this one's for you This is a parody of house of gold by @DrewDanisLuv please read it it's a masterpiece and all rights for the original work go to them