Warning: suicide and sex scene. (Frankly this warning should be at the beginning of every mcr album in place of the parental advisory explicit label )
Meanwhile in zone 3 fun was at a dive bar when someone sat beside him.
"fun ghoul?" He said. He looked up.
"Val Vlepocity?!" He almost flinched.
"Yeah I heard you and that loser lame-o idiot virgin Party had a rough thing happen. Then he broadcasted this..." and he pulled out a walkie talkie thingie and pressed a button for him to listen.
Party was (probably, since they couldn't see, since it's a voice recording, trying to stay somewhat canon accurate guys no YouTube for the flooking at the mic intense and started talking.
"Today I finally told fun it will never happen again. Never kiss him again. I am with someone else." And then there was a sniffled sound and someone was in the booth?!
Fun started to cry silently but tried to look together.
"Let me buy you a drink." And Val ordered sake (an Asian drink).
They started drinking and talking and laughing and having a good time.
"Maybe I was wrong about you Val." Said Fun. Val put his arm around him comfrotingly.
"Of course baby!"
They both drunkenly left the dive bar and stumbled to the place Val was staying in. Val started kissing him and pushed him to the dirt stained stolen mattress on the ground and they made out there. Then they started doing it. But Fun didn't know about the mic broadcast setup thingy they also had too for some reason which Vamos left on!!! That little shit, it was being live streamed!!!!
"I love you Val!!!" Cried Fun on the airwaves. Party and Neon listened shocked and dumbfounded as they listened. Neon looked at Party then black at the radio.
"C'mon, Pois, it's okay, he's probably just so drunk that he got you guys mixed up. The dude's made a big thing out of stealing your look."
"H-how could he?!" Perty stromed around the diner. Neon tried to call him down. But he climbed up the pipe on the outside wall... AND JUMPED Neon screamed and called Dr Death Defying.
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house of sand
Horrorany Gregs or Little Stinkers in the house this one's for you This is a parody of house of gold by @DrewDanisLuv please read it it's a masterpiece and all rights for the original work go to them
