Party got out of his bed where his fiancé was sleeping and he went I to the bathroom. Then he spotted something in the sink that he guessed Fun forgot. He picked it out of the sink and looked. It had two lines and wass... a pregnancy test.
He busted out of the bathroom.
"F-fun?" He said and fun sleepily got up and then gawked at what was in his hand
"I-i...."
"What is this?! Are you.........."
He looked down ashamed.
"I am going to The Doctor tomorrow to check...please...go with me... they can do a test..."
He gulped.
"Ok. In the morning."
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They waited in the office of the dr office until they called Fun's name. They went in and Dr D came into the checkup area they were in.
He sized them up, despair and disbelief in his sordid eyes, rubbing his temples exhaustedly. "I don't know how much more of this I can take. Seriously, what is wrong with you people? I've seen some fucked up shit in my time. I literally lost mobility in my damn legs living out here. But this..." he groaned. "First, Party and Neon break in through the air ducts, almost giving me and Show a heart attack, so he could use my equipment to do his love confession. Then, Party swan dives off the roof because you shagged his shitty knock-off. Now it's been barely 48 hours, you're engaged, and you already got him pregnant?!" Asked the Doctor.
Party nodded.
"Well mr ghoul... you are pregnant. And mr poison isn't the father..."
They both dropped there jaws.....
To be continue
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house of sand
Horrorany Gregs or Little Stinkers in the house this one's for you This is a parody of house of gold by @DrewDanisLuv please read it it's a masterpiece and all rights for the original work go to them
