Fun woke up with a hangover and threw up. (Been there, my condolences.) Then he heard his walkie talkie go off and picked it up. It was neon yelling i to the walkie talkie calling him shit for what he did to Party.
"What?" Said Fun. "He said he found someone else?"
"What?! No he didn't. I'm playing the eecording he made for you." Then they put the walkie talkie to a radio and he heard the crunchy ass low quality sounds of his lover speaking words of love right from the heart. He spun around and glared at Val.
"You liar!!!" He screamed. Then he chucked the walkie talkie at Val and ran out.
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Meanwhile in the suicide hospital wing of the Dead Pegasuss...
Party was sitting in a chair playing with a Rubik's cube when Show Pony said "hey slut, you have a guest." He expected Neon again with some weed brownies or something but instead...fun.
He flinched.
"What do you want traitor" he hissed at him.
"Vaya lied to me. He made me think you moved on and I slept with him..."
"Are we even? Can we be together?"
"If you can forgive me."
"I do. Forgive me?"
"Yes."
Then they embraced and kissed. Party pulled away and knelt down and pulled a box out.
"I was going to do this somewhere better but... will you marry me?"
Fun cried happy tears and nodded and they made out again.
"Let's get you outta here!" Said fun and they left holding hands.
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house of sand
Horrorany Gregs or Little Stinkers in the house this one's for you This is a parody of house of gold by @DrewDanisLuv please read it it's a masterpiece and all rights for the original work go to them
