A/N: Art belongs to @swliYHBPe9XQQZeon twitter.
Shiver: Listen up ! It's going down... Repping the Splatlands, we are DEEP CUT!
Frye: Anarchy Splatcast! We're live !
Big Man: Ay! (Here we go!)
Shiver: You lip-synch, we drip ink...
Big Man: Ay, ay, ay ! (Shiver, Frye, and Big Man!)
Shiver: Let's see the current battle stages
Frye: Drumroll! Budda-dudda-budda-dudda... BAM!
Turf War: Undertow Spillway / Mako Mart
Anarchy Battle (Series): Eeltail Alley / Hammerhead Bridge
Anarchy Battle (Open): Wahoo World / Scorch Gorge
Frye: When I was little, I used to skip dance practice to explore Mategai Floodway [Undertow Spillway] with my brother !
Big Man: Ay... ( Huh ? I heard from your younger brother the other day that you just dragged him along.)
Frye: That guy, he used to be really attached to me but recently he's been a bit cold!
Shiver: Hey, I remember when you were that age. Maybe give him a break.
Frye: i was never this bad..
Big Man: Ay. Ay ? (I think Shiver was the worst. Remember when she beat up those high schoolers the first week of middle school ?)
Frye: Yeah, I remember. It was her and the wooden stick vs. the—
Shiver: Ahem. If you ask me, Ama Art University [Inkblot Art Academy] is the perfect stage for stringer mains
Frye: I think you mean splatana mains
Big Man: Ay ? (Isn't it more fun to paint it with a brush ?)
Frye: No way...
Shiver: I feel like I haven't drawn any pictures at all since I started working
Big Man: Ay ? (Come to think of it, you won a painting contest in middle school, didn't you ?)
Frye: It was a painting of the Great Zapfish ! The colors were really avant-garde
Shiver: Zapfish ? The winning drawing was of you, right ?
Big Man and Frye side eye each other
Shiver: From Splatsville, that's a wrap. But before you go, we have a special announcement
Frye: Spit it out already !
Shiver: We're hosting another 2 hour segment featuring a guest star
Big Man: Ay ! (Who is it ?)
Shiver: One of our die hard fans, Y/N !
Earlier that day...
Y/N: (Alterna got me feeling sore..)
As you rise out of another ink puddle-turned-bed you rub your back but that pain was soon replaced with elation when you remembered what day it was
Y/N: (The Splatcast, boutta see Shiver)
The usual brightness of the sun's ray leaking through the blinds wasn't present, prompting you to look out the window. It was dusk.
Y/N:( What time is— THE SPLATCAST)
You pounce onto your phone and check the time with wide eyes
4:48 PM
Underneath the time, a message from Shiver from 4 hours ago
YOU ARE READING
haIKAra GO (Splatoon 3 x Male Reader)
FanfictionEngage in a unique take on the world of Splatoon where ink becomes a gateway between realities. "...Yeah I'm definitely dead" After finding yourself suddenly thrust into the world of Splatoon, rise to the top in this tale of self-discovery as you t...
