A/N: Art belongs to @swliYHBPe9XQQZeon twitter.
Squid Sisters Camp
Callie: What do you think of Agent 3, Hotaru [Marie] ?
Marie: He's alright, I guess
Callie: I see...
She glances up from her book
Marie: (?) What do you think of Agent 3, Aori [Callie] ?
Callie: I dunno I think he's cute
Marie: Really ? Him ?
Callie: Hey, what's that supposed to mean !
Marie I guess he isn't the worst choice
Callie: ...He seems really nice though. And he's shella fresh for helping us find Gramps, he could've said no y'know.
Marie: Would you say no to the Squid Sisters ?
Callie: Probbaly not but c'mon Hotaru...
Marie: What do you want my blessing or something ?
Callie: Nah but like do you think it's a bad idea
Marie: Well. Nothing could be worse than you and {REDACTED}
Callie: Yeah that was bad, why'd you let me do that
Marie: Oh so it's my fault now. But, you know what to do Aori
Callie: Should I ask him out ? We just met though...
Marie flicks her cousin's forehead
Marie: You're Aori fucking Atarime [Callie Cuttlefish], start acting like it.
A/N: I guess they share Cuttlefish's last name. Craig Cuttlefish = Yoshio Atarime
Callie: Yeah, I am Aori fucking Atarime. And his tentacles did turn pink last time I talked to him
Marie: Ehh, that could've been cause he's a crazy ass fan. Then again, it didn't happen with me so.
Callie: Exactly ! --Hotaru where IS Agent 3 ?
Marie: I keep telling you he isn't coming
She checks her phone: 6:10 PM
Marie: I had a feeling this would happen, I'm leaving
Callie: Nah he'll be here, I can feel it
Marie: You've been saying that for the past 14 hours...
Callie pulls Marie's arm preventing her from leaving
Callie: He promised ! Here take a crabby cake, your favorite !
She stuffs the food in her cousin's face causing her to groan in annoyance
Marie: Fine... just for another hour
Marie had her head buried in a book, Callie in her cellphone, and Captain in a game of GO when-
Callie: OH MY GOD !!!
Marie: What's wrong ?!
Even Captain looked over hearing the perilous shriek
Callie: Y/N IS ON TV !
Marie: He's what ?
She thrusts her phone in Marie's face showing the screenshot from the splatcast that had been making rounds across the internet
Marie: That son of a--
Callie: SEASLUG !
Marie: Wasting our time like this while he's out chasing Octoling ass--
Callie: IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT !
She makes a cross with her arms (X) and shakes her head
Marie: Unbelievable
Callie: What does this mean HOTARU
Marie: It means he's an asshole
Callie: No not that, this !
She places emphasis on the photo
Marie: If I had to guess... that Octoling girl is definitely using him
Callie: Using him how ?
Marie: If Agent 3 was your boyfriend, would you broadcast it to the whole world ?
Callie: No way ! That's too dangerous
Marie nods her head in agreement
Marie: She'd most definitely keep that on that low if it was serious. How many views ?
Callie: Says... 3.4 BILLION ?!
Marie: There you go. Pissing your fans off for attention though, is she crazy ?
Callie: Man why didn't we think of that
Marie: We used to hit those numbers on a daily basis
Callie: Oh yeah. So, they're like not together though
Marie: Mmm. I'd bet two crabby cakes no
Callie: Wow, you must be right then !
Marie: I don't know about Agent 3 though, he might like her
Callie: I can take care of that
Marie: (Where was this confidence 5 minutes ago...)
Captain: Let's just go you two
Seemingly fed up with Agent 3's actions so she begins to depart from the camp
Callie: Yeah I'm getting hungry anyway
Marie: Hold up I have an idea (YOU wanted to wait for him...)
With eyes full of mischief she scrolls through her phone
....
Marie: He should be here aaany second now
Callie: What'd you do ?
She turns her phone around for the two to see
Agent 3
Today 6:14 PM
Marie: 1 attachment
Agent 3: i'm On my way! rn
Callie: Nice
Marie: I need to see your best fake tears Aori, you too Captain
Captain nods her head
Callie: hic— sniff ! Yeah I'll g- sniff guilt trip him hic good !
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