porta potty - s.j & e.o

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information: scarlett, lizzie and jess are on a walk through new york city. but then lizzie needed to pee. the three of them went to find a porta potty. once they all found one, lizzie went inside and scarlett and jess waited outside.

scarlett: "we told her to go before we left, but she didn't listen."

jess: "yeah, i know."

lizzie: "fuck! guys, i'm stuck!!!"

jess: "she's what?"

scarlett: "yep, apparently she's stuck."

lizzie: "come on, help me out here!"

jess: "how is she stuck?"

scarlett: "her pant leg got snagged on the door as she was closing it."

lizzie: "will you two stop talking and get my ass outta here?! this place stinks!"

jess: "what are we meant to do?"

scarlett: "uhm... i don't know. maybe we could try pulling on her leg?"

lizzie: "yes, that might work! just hurry up, please!"

jess: "okay, i guess."

scarlett and jess both grab onto lizzie's leg and start pulling simultaneously.

lizzie: "ow! be careful you idiots! you're gonna rip my pants!"

despite lizzie's protests, scarlett and jess continue pulling.

scarlett: "would you rather us rip your pants or just get you out of here?"

lizzie: "ugh, fine, rip them. just get me out of this damn porta potty!"

they continued their efforts, pulling on her pant leg until they heard a loud rip.

jess: "oh damn."

scarlett and jess finally pulled lizzie free, and they stepped back to assess the damage.

scarlett: "well, at least you're not stuck anymore."

lizzie: "yeah, but now my pants are ripped in half!"

scarlett smirked.

scarlett: "well, at least your underwear is still intact, right?"

lizzie's face turned crimson.

jess and scarlett burst out laughing.

lizzie: "oh shut up! it's not funny!"

she tried to cover her ripped pants as best as she could, but there was no hiding the fact that her pants had been completely torn open.

jess and scarlett continued to laugh uncontrollably.

scarlett: "i've never seen anything like it!"

jess: "i can't believe this happened."

lizzie rolled her eyes.

lizzie: "yeah, yeah, you're both finding this hilarious, aren't you?"

jeee: "who wouldn't?"

lizzie grumbled in response.

lizzie: "my ass is hanging out! it's embarrassing!"

scarlett and jess only laughed harder.

lizzie just stood there, trying to keep her torn pants from falling down even more.

lizzie: "seriously, guys, stop laughing. this isn't funny!"

but scarlett and jess were having way too much fun at her misfortune.

jess: "i guess this walk has been cut short."

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