Little drabbels - F1 house life - fanfiction

Explination/ Intro

Sebastian Vettel stood at the entrance of the grand, sprawling house with a deep sigh. Next to him, Kimi Räikkönen leaned against the doorframe, eyes half-lidded in that eternal calm only Kimi could master, even in the face of complete chaos. And chaos is exactly what they'd signed up for when they agreed to open their home to the younger generation of Formula 1 drivers.

"Tell me again," Kimi mumbled, "why did we agree to this?"

Sebastian chuckled, running a hand through his hair. "Because no one else would."

The house had quickly become a melting pot of different personalities. It was supposed to be a place where the drivers could focus on racing, live together in harmony, and maybe, just maybe, learn a little discipline. Instead, it had become a whirlwind of pranks, bickering, and an endless supply of questionable decisions. Sebastian and Kimi had taken up the roles of unofficial parents to the group, but even they couldn't wrangle the drivers alone anymore.

That's where Lia came in.

A few weeks ago, Sebastian had received a call from Lewis Hamilton, of all people. As much as Lewis loved his teammates, he knew the drivers needed someone capable of handling the madness with a level head. Together, they had recruited Lia—a calm, no-nonsense "nanny" of sorts, meant to bring some semblance of order to the ever-unruly household.

She'd been hired to do the impossible: keep the drivers in line, organize their lives, and maybe even teach them a few things about responsibility. But today, she was moving in, and it was time for her to meet the chaos head-on.

Sebastian and Kimi watched as a sleek car pulled up, and Lia stepped out, eyeing the house with a curious smile. She walked up the steps, suitcase in hand, ready for whatever was to come.

"You sure about this?" Sebastian asked, only half-joking.

Lia smiled, unfazed. "How bad can it be?"

Before anyone could answer, the sound of something crashing inside the house echoed out into the hallway. A moment later, Lando Norris appeared at the door, panting and wide-eyed, holding up what looked like a broken gaming controller.

"Kimi!" Lando shouted, ignoring the new arrival. "Oscar's using my controller again! And he changed my settings!"

From the hallway, the rest of the drivers were already caught up in their usual antics. George Russell and Alex Albon were bickering about laundry, Logan Sargeant was trying to sweet-talk Fernando Alonso into giving him his old racing gloves, and Max Verstappen and Checo Pérez were... well, staring at each other from across the room, clearly avoiding something unspoken between them.

Kimi barely acknowledged Lando, glancing toward Lia instead. "You'll need this," he said, handing her the house keys and a knowing look.

Sebastian clapped a hand on her shoulder. "Welcome to the madhouse."

Lia stepped into the house, taking in the scene before her. It was exactly as chaotic as she had imagined—maybe even worse. But, as she glanced around at the mismatched family she was now responsible for, a feeling of fondness crept in. This might just be the most bizarre job she'd ever had, but it was also going to be one of the most memorable.

"I'll handle this," Lia said, walking past a bewildered Lando, who was still waving his broken controller like it was a crime scene. "But first, let me lay down a few ground rules."

Sebastian and Kimi exchanged looks, impressed by her confidence.

As Lia made her way through the house, she knew that managing a bunch of overgrown kids who happened to be elite athletes would be a challenge. But with Seb and Kimi backing her up, and a lot of patience, she might just be able to keep them in line.

At least, most of the time.

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**Author's Note:**

From here on out, the chapters will follow the lives of the drivers living together in this house, dealing with racing, relationships, and everything in between.  These drabbles and stories are inspired by fandom lore, memes, and all the hilarious moments.

So buckle up, because this is going to be a wild ride!

FWI: This was written some time ago so Logan and Daniel will still be there, and probably wont change that. 

Love interests – Residents 

Seb – Kimi

Lewis – Valtteri

Carlos – Charles

Logan - Nando

Oscar – Lando

Max - Checo

Esteban – Pierre

Alex - George

Kmag – Hulk

Zhou

Lance (Mick)

Yuki (Liam)

Daniel