Empires Smp High School Group Chat

Woahhhhhh

E2 Class

Goblin: I'm bored

Dad: Hi bored. I'm dad.

Goblin: Wow how rude dad I thought you loved me like a son

Dad: Blame Sausage he dared me...

Wood Daddy: Can confirm

Dad: See

Goblin: Ah

Wood Daddy: Sooooooo...-

Goblin: Where is everyone else????

Dad. Busy probably

Wood Daddy: Or they aren't on their phones

Dad: That too

Goblin: So it's just us then?

Wood Daddy: Yup

Dad: I don't feel like being a third wheel so I'm gone

Dad is offline

Wood Daddy: So private chat?

Goblin: Yeah

Wood Daddy is offline

Goblin is offline

~Time Skip To 1 in half Hours~

E2 Class

Bard: Wtf was happening?????

Definitely Human: I don't know I just got here

Woody: They were just talking and then Fwhip and Sausage finally got a room

Tall and Sexy God: Omg finally took them long enough

Bee Queen: I think Sausage is on drugs...

Pirate Joe: Why do you say that???

Bee Queen: He came to my house and yelled "Let's go lesbians!" to my window

Woody: He should've have done that at Katherine's place

Warrior Princess: I prefer not

Bee Queen: Now he's singing someone help

Best Witch: I'll go and slap some since into him

Best Witch is offline

Bee Queen: And Fwhip came into my room asking me why Sausage is singing

Pirate Joe: Throw a rock at him!

Bee Queen: Sausage or Fwhip

Pirate Joe: Both

Bee Queen: Um okay?

Bee Queen: I hit them both with a rock, Fwhip just said ow and left while Sausage seemed unbothered and continued singing...

Tall and Sexy God: Wow

Definitely Human: Where did you throw the rock on Sausage?

Bee Queen: The head

Woody: And he was unbothered...?

Bee Queen: Yup...Oh I see Shelby coming now :D

Definitely Human: What's happening?

Bee Queen: She hit Sausage's head and he asked her why she did that

Warrior Princess: What she say?

Bee Queen: That she hit him because he was being an idiot

                             SIMPS Chat

Fwhip Simp💚: Guys why did Shelby hit me!?

Lizzie Simp💕: Cus your being an idiot

Jimmy Simp💛: Yeah he has a point

Fwhip Simp💚: Meanies!

Pearl Simp🧡: Also Sausage what did you eat?

Fwhip Simp💚: Sugar that Taurtis gave me

Pearl Simp🧡: ...THAT MAN!

Fwhip Simp💚: Huh?

Katherine Simp💖: It wasn't sugar Sausage

Fwhip Simp💚: Wha-?

Jimmy Simp💛: It was drugs Sausage

Fwhip Simp💚: It was?

Lizzie Simp💕: Yes, yes it was

Fwhip Simp💚: Oh no wonder it tasted so funny

Pearl Simp🧡 is offline

Katherine Simp💖: Anddddddd- She's gonna kill him for giving him drugs

Fwhip Simp💚: Gem cares about me?

Jimmy Simp💛: Why are you surprised by that?

Fwhip Simp💚: Don't know, thought she secretly hated me but just pretend she didn't

Lizzie Simp💕: I mean is it bad I used to think that as well

Katherine Simp💖: How depressed are you guys?!

Jimmy Simp💛: You can't say anything Shelby

Katherine Simp💖: ....

Katherine Simp💖 is offline

Author's Note: Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Chapter 99. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.

Who's that Hermit?

It's _________!