Daughter Dearest

bonus (five)

[ canon things in this fic universe ] 

— Lucifer passed out no less than three times when the twins were born.

— Venus killed Valentino and told Vox, who thought it was fair considering the moth overlord almost killed her and waged war on an entire realm. 

— Wanda was involved romantically with Vision for a while. . . But then she had a thing with Natasha and broke up with Vision, despite caring for him greatly. 

— Tony eventually learned that he was named after Angel Dust, whose real name is Anthony. 

— Huskerdust. 

— Venus had strong romantic feelings for Bucky before she met Lucifer, but nobody knew, not even him. 

— Venus is bisexual. 

— Elsie and Theodore have citizenship in three realms, meaning they can go to school in Hell, on Midgard, or on Asgard with no issues. 

— During an unseen game of truth or dare, it was revealed that Steve and Tony had a thing for Venus at the exact same time, long before the team dynamic changed. Tony was drawn to her light, whereas Steve was drawn to her darkness. 

— Bruce and Tony were considered father figures for Peter, even after Lucifer and Venus got married. 

— It was Venus's choice to take Lucifer's last name. He didn't pressure her to. It was entirely her choice. 

— The only teammate to never have romantic feelings for Venus at some point or another (aside from her brothers, Peter, and vision), was Bruce, who saw himself within her. 

— Sam Wilson and Alastor are related somewhere on the cousin spectrum, standing to reason why their food tastes very very similar — they were using the same recipes, preserved over the years. 

— Steve never did find out that Peggy went to Hell, or why she went to Hell (it certainly wasn't my vendetta against her for a theory my friends and I came up with)

— The Morningstar twins have no set godparents (because it's Hell), but Vox is considered their ‘Hellfather’, as he put it, because he helped save Venus's life and the twins love watching cartoons on his screen. 

— Lucifer keeps trying to convince Venus to have more kids, she's down, but wants to wait until she doesn't have twin toddlers running around underfoot.