I Hate Love Triangles

Oh Potatoes!

Another filler chapter cause I feel like torturing you guys, mostly my cousin (love you cousin) . There will be a little boy on boy action so if u don't like you can skip this chapter.

Zero's P.O.V.

I groaned when I heard Spade yelling nonsense from his room. The stupid puppet was watching porn again.

"WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING HIM THERE! YOUR A DOCTOR! YOUR SUPPOSED TO MAKE SURE HE IS HEALTHY NOT TOUCH HIS NAUGHTY PARTS! OH GOD DOCTOR O. IS PUTTING HIS BOLONY PONY IN THE PATIENT'S ASS!" I faced palmed, he is watching gay porn.

"Spade get off that site now!" I heard a manly scream followed by a loud groaning. I jumped up from the couch and ran into Spade's room to find Spade standing on his desk and Asher holding his man parts. "Asher?" Asher looked up at me before falling completely on the floor groaning in pain.

"I found the wrong window." Asher groaned, "I'm going to kill that puppet when I stop hurting." I giggled when Spade hid in the closest.

I helped Asher into the living room then gave him an ice pack for his man parts.

"Thanks Zero, I would of knocked but I didn't want Snow seeing me come here." Asher shuddered when he placed the ice pack on his ding dong.

"Why didn't you want Snow seeing you?" I asked, I sat down on the chair across the couch Asher was laying on.

"I think she wants to kill me for almost killing Michael, oh by the way, does Spade know he is watching gay porn?" I faced palmed then started giggling like a little girl.

"ZERO, WHY DOES THIS GUY KEEP SCREAMING SKYE'S DAD'S NAME OVER AND OVER WHILE GETTING HIS ASS PENETRATED?" I blushed bright red, Spade you idiot. I started thinking about Asher in naughty ways thank god River wasn't here to read my mind. That reminds me I should call him later.

"SPADE GET OFF THE DAMN COMPUTER AND GO FETCH DINNER!" I yelled, there was a loud screech followed by the sound of breaking glass. Asher started laughing his balls off .

"Michael created an idiot doll!" I watched in amusement as Asher grabbed his stomach and continued laughing. "Fuck HAHA I can't fucking HAHA breathe HAHA!" I started laughing when Asher fell off the couch.

After we calmed down and got rid of Spade, who jumped out of the window after breaking it, I made some popcorn and put in a movie for Asher and I.

"I don't understand this movie." Asher tilted his head like a confused puppy.

"We are watching Beauty and the Beast, what don't you get?" I asked before stuffing my mouth full of popcorn.

"How can she not like Gusto whatever is name is? I mean did you see his hair, it's so fabulous." Asher flipped his invisible hair and fluttered his eyes. After a brief pause we busted out laughing. "I understand that the movie is saying don't judge a book by it's cover or something but that hair."

"You are such a dork Asher." Asher smiled at me, causing my heart to skip a beat. I quickly looked away, ugh how could I fall for this man?

Without taking my gaze off the t.v., I reached into the popcorn bowl. I blushed bright red when I felt a spark when Asher's hand touched mine. I looked down at our hands then turned my gaze to Asher, who was staring at me, his eyes where turning yellow. He gripped my hand tightly before leaning over and capturing my lips. My eyes widen in shock. Asher was kissing me on the fucking lips. I slowly closed my eyes and kissed back when he started pushing me onto my back. If this a dream for the love of poptarts nobody wake me up. He started moving his hands down my sides before moving them up my shirt.

"Hmm Ash." Asher pinched my left nipple, causing me to arch my back. Asher smiled on against lips before kissing down my chin. "Fuck Ash hmm." He pushed my shirt up to my neck and started kissing my chest.

"Your skin is so soft Zero." Asher growled before capturing my right nipple between his teeth.

"Ah Asher!" I moaned, I grabbed a handful of Asher hair and tugged it. He released my nip and looked up at me. His eyes where a cloudy yellow and full of lust.

"Mate." Asher growled under his breath. My breathing hitched and my heart fluttered. I'm Asher's new mate! I wiggled a little which was a bad idea cause both of our um man bits touched, causing both of us to groan in pleasure.

"I got pizza...oh my lion it's like that video all over again!" Spade yelled, pulling Asher out of his lusty mood. His eyes turned back blue and widened in shock and regret. Oh no he regrets kissing me, he doesn't want me as a mate.

"I got to go" Asher got off me and walked over to the door. "This never happened, I was never here got it."

"Ash..." I started.

"Got it!" Asher growled angerly before stomping out of the house and slamming the door. I stared at the closed door, tears threatening to spill.

"I feel like I just ruined something." Spade said, putting the pizza onto the table. I glared daggers at Spade.

"You ruined my life you useless doll!" I yelled, he looked at me in shock. I bared my fangs and hissed before taking off to my room. I threw myself on my bed and letting the tears fall.

Well there's that, the next chapter will be getting back to Angel and River's story.