I Hate Love Triangles

Head aches and murder

River's P.O.V.

I woke up wrapped in Angel's arms.  She looks so peaceful in her sleep.  I ran my fingers through her short hair.

"You're lucky I like you cause I usually attack whoever touches me in the morning."  I chuckled at Angel's tired voice.

"Well morning to you too."  I kissed Angel's forehead.  She tilted her head up and captured my lips.  "I think I like waking up seeing your beautiful face."  Angel giggled.

"I can think of other ways to wake you up."  Angel smirked, "come on River, I can smell Snow's famous chocolate waffles."  She kissed me again then crawled out of bed. 

I know I didn't drink that much last night but I don't remember Angel changing into an oversized t-shirt.  "Girl, you look so sexy dressed like that."  Angel wiggled her hips and laughed.

"Boy put a shirt on and come to the kitchen." Angel smiled at me then left the room.

The smell of waffles hit my nose right when I entered the kitchen.  I don't know how Angel smelt it from her room but the smell was strong and delicious.

"Morning River, your plate is next to Angel's."  Snow sounded chipper, which is weird since most hang overs involved huge head ache and murder.  "I'm never fucking drinking again. How does a nephilim even get drunk?" I chuckled at Snow's thoughts.  Oh did I forget to mention I can read minds.  Well I can but I rather not.

"Morning humans and Skye."  Skye pouted at Fiona's comment.

"Morning Fiona, please don't anger the non humans in the house."  Angel said after she swallowed her food.  "Where is everyone else?"

"Asher is in the basement with Zero and Spade, and Michael is sleeping in the bathtub in my bathroom."  Fiona yawned, she sat down next to Skye and face planted her waffles.  "Never again."

"Drinking?" I asked, Fiona scoffed.

"No, waking up." Fiona started eating her waffles while her face was still on them.

"That's normal, Snow's waffles can heal any hang over.  That's why Snow is on breakfast duty on certain days."

"Oh otay, by the way uh what was with the camera?"  I pointed to the camera in the corner.

"We always do the weirdest shit when drunk and Snow sucks at remembering details."  Angel walked over to the camera and took it off the stand.  "Dear lord, can I put this on our channel?" Angel asked while laughing.

"What?" Fiona asked, Angel brought the camera over to the table and pressed play.

We saw Asher and Zero kissing, Fiona was flirting with Michael, Snow was tempting to dance, Skye was singing "Highway To Hell" by ACDC, Angel was hissing at a picture of a puppy, and I was giggling like a girl.

"Oh my care bears, Skye I told you to never sing again."  We all laughed at Angel's comment.

"Wow, never getting drunk again."  Snow went back to cooking.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!"

"Hey, Asher is awake." Fiona laughed, Asher ran out of the basement only in his shorts.

"What happened last night?"  Asher's cheeks were a light pink color.

"Well according to this, you and Zero were getting to know each other pretty well."  Fiona turned the camera towards Asher.  I watched the color drain from his face.

"I got to go."  Asher shifted and ran out the door.

"Well shit, that boy has issues."  Angel yawned, damn she is so cute.

(time skip)

"Zero, dude you okay?"  I heard Zero vomit again.  I sighed, Zero can't hold his alcohol very well.  I heard the toilet flush and the door unlock.

"You did bring some of Snow's waffles with you right?"  I nodded and helped Zero into the kitchen.

"Ze, why did you drink if you knew it would make you horny and crazy sick?" Zero glared at me then wobbled towards the kitchen.

"Cause I didn't want to be only one not drunk." Zero mumbled while sitting down at the table.  I warmed up the food that Snow packed up for Zero.

"Here, what's wrong with being the only sober one?" I asked while sitting across from him.

"I will get thought of as the loser."  Zero gubbled up the food then laid his head next to the empty plate.  "Ask Snow for the recipe cause I already feel better."  I chuckled, I grabbed his plate and put it in the sink.

"Hey Ze, could you do me a favor?" Zero looked up at me with a raised eyebrow.

"Depends what it is."  I sat back down across from him.

"I want to ask Angel to marry me."