I Hate Love Triangles

Hell No

Angel's P.O.V.

I waited patiently for River to reply but he never did.  I think I scared him off. I pouted while putting my phone in my pocket.

"Did you tell him?" Fiona asked, I nodded sadly. "He did say he doesn't drink human blood maybe he was startled or his brother needed to speak to him."

"True," I smiled, I noticed Asher getting ready to leave.  "Are you leaving Ash?"

"Yea, heading back to the pack house. Bye everybody." Asher shifted then ran out the door.

"I kinda feel bad for hurting your brother." I said while poking Fiona.

"He will get over it, so Angel, a date with a vampire?" Fiona giggled,

"Oh shut up Fe, what about you and Michael hmm?" Fiona blushed at my comment.

"Will you two hush, I want to see if Jack will go with Pitch or choose to stay good." Snow had her eyes glued to the screen. She was watching Rise of the Guardians.

"Spoiler alert everyone dies." I said while jumping up and running away.

"Damn it Angel!" Snow got up and chased me around the house.

"Snow, you have seen this movie a thousands of times. You know how it ends." Fiona yelled while laughing.

"I thought that if I watched it a lot the ending will change!" Snow yelled while jumping on my back.

"Girls are weird." Skye said, Michael started chuckling.

"Fine Skye if you think I'm weird then you don't get any tonight." Snow huffed while wrapping her legs around my waist. "Let's go get some Angel." Snow held her arm straight out in front of us. "Onwards my noble stead." I laughed and started walking down the hallway.

"Wait love I was kidding, I love you Snow!" Skye started chasing us, we all just laughed.

In the morning I was woken up by someone bickering outside my door.

"No you listen here Skye, Lucifer is my father and I am aloud to forgive him!" Snow was yelling and she sounded super pissed.

"His demon killed you!" And there was Skye also sounding pissed.  I opened my door and peeked out.  Skye and Snow was standing in fighting position.  The thing that caught my attention was their eyes.  They were red.

"Fuck you angel boy!" Snow yelled, her hands started glowing a dark blue color.

"And scene." Snow and Skye's eyes faded back to their normal color then they fell limp on the floor when the unknown voice spoke.  "Why hello human." A tall boy with dark orange eyes appeared in front of me.  He had baby blue hair, he was wearing a short sleeve shirt that had sleeves loosely sown on and very loose dark blue pants, his skin looked wooden, and he had a puppet face.

"Who are you?" I asked, I grabbed a knife off my dresser.

"My name is Spade my dear." This Spade character rubbed the back of his head.  "Sorry about your friends I just wanted to have a little fun." Spade held out his covered hand.  "I was actually looking for my friend Zero's house.

"It's the next house over." I carefully shook his hand.

"Just to let you know, that knife that you are hiding can't kill me." Spade smiled, he then held up his hand. He stopped Fiona's wolf from pouncing. "My dear, did you know you have a wolf in your house?"

"Uh yea, that is my friend." Spade released Fiona then stepped back. Fiona fell to the floor and shifted back to her human form.

"I'm sorry about all of this. Do you know River and Zero?" I nodded at Spade's question. "Can you ring them up for me?" I went back in my room and grabbed my phone.

"Hello?" River sounded like he just woke up.

"Hey River, sorry to wake you but a friend of your brother's showed up at my house."

"Puppet or superhuman?"

"Uh he looks like a puppet." I heard River grumble on the other end of the phone.

"Whatever he did I'm sorry. I'll be over in a minute to take him out of your hair." I looked up at Spade, he was poking Skye's cheek and giggling.

"Thanks, but if you get him in pieces. It is all Skye's fault." I heard River chuckle.

"What did he do to the angel?" I could hear River getting dressed.

"He controlled him and Snow I think and know they are unconscious on the floor along with Fiona."

"I so sorry about Spade, he is shy then he is childish at the same time."

"No problem. Hey don't go in there!" I yelled at Spade who was going into the attic.  "Hurry up before I brake him."

"Angel what is going on?" Michael yawned, he quickly stopped when he saw Spade. "I thought you were dead!" Michael yelled in shock. Spade smiled then hugged Michael.

"I thought you were dead Michael!" I looked between the two boys then walked back into my room.

"Again I'm so sorry for Spade. His gears are kinda messed up." River apologized for the thousandth time. Snow and Skye were glaring daggers at the poor puppet who was sitting on Michael's lap.

"It's fine River really, but I'm curious. How do you know Spade Michael?" We all stared at Michael who was blushing.

"He created me, he was going to give me to a girl that he was guarding. I was created to entertain." Spade smiled, he started poking Michael's face.

"You created a puppet for me how cute." Snow said sarcastically.

"Oh you're the daughter of the devil." Spade got off of Michael and got down on one knee in front of Snow. "My princess, may you release me from my duties as your entertainer." I laughed at Snow's discomfort.

"Spade come on, you haven't had a single duty why would she release you for something you never done." River rubbed his temples. "If I don't get back before Zero wakes up he is going to freak." As on cue River's phone started to ring.

"Where the hell are you!" River had to pull the phone away from his ear.

"Zero!" Spade took the phone and ran outside with it.

"Next time you get the idea to make a human puppet. I'm going to kill you." River stomped out of the house after Spade. I quickly followed River outside.

"Hey River." River tensed while turning around. "I didn't mean to scare you off last night.  You do know I'm not making you do anything your not comfortable with." River relaxed a little.

"I know, I uh remember when I told you I don't date?"

"Yea,"

"The first time I dated someone they called me a freak when they found out I was a vampire."

"You sir are not a freak." I looked River right in his eyes, and dear God they were a pretty light orange.

"You don't think I'm a freak?" I grabbed River by the collar of his shirt and pulled him down.  Why are all the men around me so damn tall.

"My best friend is a werewolf and my cousin is half angel. You are not a freak to me."

I kissed River and right in front of Asher.