I Hate Love Triangles

Holy boners

River's P.O.V.

"Go ask her." I looked up from my sketch to see Zero standing in my doorway holding the ring box.

"Excuse me, Zero she just got out of the hospital and she has little bits of her memory." Sighing, I set my sketchbook down. "I'm also afraid she will say no." I bit my lip, I looked up at Zero. He looked tired, "hey Ze, you okay? You look extremely tired." Zero smiled sadly.

"Yea, just having a bad day."

"BULLSHIT, TELL THE LITTLE VAMPIRE WHAT THE WEREWOLF DID TO YOU!" Spade yelled from his spot outside Zero's door. I don't understand why he won't leave that spot.

"What is he talking about? Zero what did Asher do to you?" I asked angrily, Zero looked closed to tears so calmed down. "Seriously what did Asher do, you're my brother it's my job to protect you." Zero shook his head with a small smile, tears were still lingering in his eyes.

"I'm older, I'm supposed to protect you and Asher is just being Asher. Don't worry about it and don't go interrogate him." Zero sniffed, "and if Spade says anything, I'm going to break him and sell off his parts." Zero growled loud enough for Spade to hear.

"Oh look a wall next to the door of my BEST FRIEND'S ROOM!" Spade said really loudly. He and Zero must of gotten in a fight or Spade did something stupid.

"Still not talking to you Spade!" Zero yelled angrily, "any who, I had a vision of you two getting married. Therefore go ask the messed up vampire lady with no memory to marry you. Besides Snow and Skye are getting married, Snow said yes to him."

"How do you know that?" I question, I know for a fact that Zero will turn into a squealing girl in 5...4...3...2...1...

"Skye called and asked if I wanted to help decorate a place for his wedding!" Zero squealed, "he said I can organize his and Snow's wedding and Snow agreed." I started laughing as Zero fan girled.

"Dude that's awesome, you're really good at organizing things." Zero nodded and was all giddy. "Dude, your gay is showing." I chuckled at Zero freaking out.

"Can I also do your wedding please." Zero gave me his famous puppy eyes.

"If it's okay with Angel then yes." Zero jumped up and down while squealing. "Again your gay is showing and it's filling my room up with glitter and rainbows." I laughed, Zero stopped jumping and fake glared at me.

"I'm not that gay." Zero pouted, "any way take this and in the morning go ask Angel to marry you." Zero put the ring box on my desk then left my room.

In the morning I was jolted awake by my alarm or someone was calling me. I groaned, rolling over and grabbing my phone. Snow was calling.

"What!" I hissed, I was too tired to care if I pissed her off.

"Don't hiss at me, have you or your brother seen Fiona or Michael. Michael disappeared a few days after Fiona disappeared. Normally Fiona would call but nothing and Michael called this morning asking if we seen her." Snow was talking fast then she started gasping. "I thought she was home but Asher told us that she hasn't been home at all." Snow started whining.

"Are you pregnant?" I asked tiredly, without realizing what I said. I froze when I heard a low growl and a small zap of electricity through the phone. "I'm sorry, I'm tired and not thinking straight." I pulled the phone away from my ear and hung up when I heard Snow mumbling something about her father. "Ugh girls!"

"Ugh men!" Zero yelled from across the hall. I rolled my eyes then rolled over and faced the wall.

"You know, it's not nice to ask a woman if she is either on her period or if she is pregnant." I groaned at the sound of Michael's voice.