I Hate Love Triangles

Um No

I been having really bad writers block so I'm sorry I'm taking forever to update. I'm also moving and getting my new room redid ugh lot of work oh well here is an update that has nothing to do with the main characters of this book. Please don't kill meh

Skye's P.O.V.

"Stop running and fight like a man you ungrateful casserole!" I watched in amusement as Snow chased Dave around the house. "Jake stop being a sad potato and grab the stupid ass man angel!"

"Snow your vocabulary of insults humor me." I chuckled before grabbing a hold of her arm and pulling her into my arms. "Why don't you let Dave and Jake solve their own relationship problems, and let me take you out on a date." Snow melted into my arms.

"Fine but if we come back and these two aren't have sexy buttsex I'm killing Dave." Snow said loud enough for Dave and Jake to hear.

"Go get dressed into your boyish looking clothes and I'll take you to a place full of homophobic asshats." Snow cheered then ran to her room to change.

"You picked yourself a strange one. Why didn't you just date an angel or a normal human?" Dave asked while fixing his shirt.

"And never witnessed what just happened, I'm glad I'm with Snow. She is so perfect and there is never a dull moment with her." I smiled at Dave, "and Snow was serious about you two. Dave, Jake really likes you and I can tell you like Jake." Jake started blushing when Dave looked at him.

"How long are you and Snow going to be gone?" Dave asked, never talking his gaze off of Jake.

"Hmm homophobes plus crazy girlfriend with a temper probably a little less than an hour. If you two do as Snow said, "sexy buttsex" please don't do it in any of the rooms, do it in the basement. Angel will kill you, Fiona will torture you, and Snow will drag your ass to hell." Dave looked back at me and gulped.

"Why me and not Jake?" Dave whined.

"Because Jake didn't hit on her and Angel." I chuckled, "that and Jake was nice enough to bring Angel out of her coma." Dave started mumbling to himself when Snow came bouncing down the hall.

"I'm ready to piss off homophobic humans." I stared at Snow in disbelief how does this girl become a boy so fast. She was wearing a black baggy hoodie with deadpool's symbol on it, baggy jeans, a beany to hide some of her hair, and hipster glasses.

"Damn babe, you look hot as a boy." Snow giggled at my comment.

"I try," she looked over at the other angels in the room. "I'm serious you two, Jake better be pregnant before we get back." Jake's face looked like a tomato when Snow bounced out of the house. I just laughed and followed Snow out of the house.

Dinner was super funny, our waiter was gave us a funny look and sat us by an old couple who kept whispering about Snow and myself. Snow "accidentally" dumped her drink on the couple, then she proceed to cry about how much she was a klutz and "he" was so glad I was there to help "him" out. The couple started yelling at us for being a disgrace so Snow decided to scream at the couple which got us kicked. Snow is very good with coming up with strange insulting words.

"Babe that was so much fun!" Snow cheered, she started jumping up and down which was distracting since she removed her hoodie and was wearing a tank top.

"Hey love, your breast are distracting me." Snow stopped bouncing and gave me a seductive look.

"You know, we haven't really done anything since we moved in with Angel and Fiona." I blushed when Snow started leaning on me.

"Babe, can't you wait until we are inside? We are literally right outside the door." I groaned when I felt her hand slide down my stomach.

"Harder Dave!" We both froze when we heard Jake yell. "Yes oh Dave please hmm."

"Oh my God they are fucking in the living room!" Snow shouted, she fell to the ground from laughing so hard. "By the sound of it Jake is going get so pregnant!" Snow was gasping for air from laughing so hard. I rolled my eyes and banged on the door. There was a few cuss words and a loud thump.

"Those two are idiots." I mumbled, I helped Snow off the ground then opened the door. Dave was glaring at the t.v. while Jake was nowhere to be found.

"You said an hour Skye." Dave growled.

"Correction I said a little under an hour, but since Snow is a great actress we got done pissing people off a little under thirty minutes." I said while pulling Snow close to me.

"You should of figured that I'm to much of an ass that I'd get us kicked out faster." Snow chuckled, "so where did Jake go?"

"He ran to the bathroom." Dave whispered angrily. I took notice that Dave was covering his private parts.

"Why don't you and Jake go finish up your business in the basement. It's soundproof, so we won't hear y'all and you won't hear us." Snow tried saying seriously but erupted into giggles.

"Snow, I think you need to give Dave a break. The poor boy understands now not to miss with you." I kissed Snow's head.

"That's not the point Skye, Dave needs to feel guilty for what he did to Jake so I scare it into him."

"Snow, that's not how it works." I chuckled, "gosh your so cute." Snow giggled when Jake ran into the room, grabbing Dave, then heading towards the basement. Snow busted out laughing before she dragged me away towards our room.

I just wanted to add apart to show what some of the other characters are doing.