I Hate Love Triangles

Oh Shit

River's P.O.V.

I woke up to the smell of chocolate pancakes and an empty bed.  I sat up and looked around my messy room, my clothes were mixed with Angel's.  Speaking of Angel, where is she?

CRASH "YOU ASSHAT! NOBODY TOLD YOU TO LISTEN!"  Oh, she is in the kitchen.  I got out of my bed and pulled on a pair of boxers, then I went down stairs.

Angel's P.O.V.

I was is in the middle of making chocolate pancakes, only wearing a big t-shirt and underwear, when Zero and Spade came out of their rooms and into the kitchen.

"Morning Ze, Spade, how did ya sleep?"  I asked while putting the pancakes on a plate.

"I don't sleep, and I don't think Zero slept from all that screaming and moaning you did last night."  Spade bluntly put out there.  I blushed while glaring daggers at the blue haired puppet. I picked up a pan and chunked it at Spade.  The pan hit the wall beside Spade's head with a crash.

"YOU ASSHAT! NOBODY TOLD YOU TO LISTEN!" I yelled, Zero just mumbled.  "What did you say!" I growled,  Zero stiffened.

"I...I said thank god I'm gay."  Zero stuttered while backing up out of the kitchen. 

"Babe, must you kill my brother this early?"  River came into the kitchen wearing only a pair of red boxers.

"Not my fault, the puppet was embarrassing me."  I glared at Spade, who was wolfing down the pancakes.  "Hey, those weren't for you!"  Spade stopped in mid bite and stared at me.  He slowly put the pancake in is mouth.  I hissed and threw a spatula at Spade.  Spade caught it and sat it down on the table while he continued to eat.

"Hey babe, why don't you go put some pants on and I'll make you some breakfast."  I huffed then headed back to River's room. Mumbling about dumb puppets and gay vampires.

After putting on clothes and eating breakfast, River and myself walked to the nearby park.  Our neighborhood is weird, three houses on this empty road then you come out to a town with a mall and shit. 

"Hey Angel, um shit this is embarrassing."  River was blushing slightly.

"What's embarrassing?" I asked, River mumbled something then took a deep breath.

"We forgot to uh complete the mating last night."  I giggled at River's flushed face.

"What do mean, you came, I came. What else is there?"  I laughed at an old woman that was walking by just as I said that.  Poor woman scared for life

"We didn't bite each other at the climax."  Oh, I thought only werewolves did that? 

"I thought only were creatures did the whole bite mating thing?" I asked.

"Weres, vampires, and some very messed up humans." River chuckled while I giggled.

"Then let's finish this mating thing tonight." I winked, River just blushed a little. 

(time skip cause why the fuck not)

River and I arrived at my house, er Skye's, Snow's, Fiona's, Michael's, and my house.  Damn I should be getting paid for rent.  Well right now I told everyone to get out and to go find a hotel somewhere.  Which got me a bunch of giggles and 'you go girl' from Snow.

"There, now we don't have to worry about puppets or keeping your brother up all night."  I smiled while River mumbled a mental note to apologize to his brother.

"You really want to be mated with me for a life time?"  I just smiled and nodded.

"I love you River, you gave me everything I wanted.  Love and eternal life to spend jacking shit up with my cousin."  I placed I soft kiss on River's lips.  "I really love you River and I can't wait to spend forever with you."

"I really love you too Angel."  I made a girly noise when River picked me up bridal style and carried me to my room. 

I'll put the sex scene in the next chapter.  Otay so I'm working on another romance story called Runaway love.  It came to me in a dream I had so why not post it where other humans can judge it.  Not going to lie most of my characters and story lines come from dreams/nightmares I have.  Eh well I hope people are enjoying my awful writing.