Obsession-Centric Shorts!

#2

Daigo: Has anyone seen Obanai?

Vaggie: No...? Why?

Daigo: Ever since he and Alastor got into a fight, I haven't seen him.. And he got injured during that said fight.

Obanai: I TOLD YOU, ADI!!! I DON'T NEED THE DAMM BANDAGES!!

Vaggie: ... Got your answer?

Daigo: Yeah... Where's Alastor?

Vaggie: Beating Vox into the ground because he decided to touch Alastor. And believe me when I say this, Alastor HATES being touched.

Vox: ALASTOR PLEASE I'M SORRY!!!

Alastor: SORRY isn't going to work now, Vox!

Adi: *Gets thrown across the room*

Jaime: Maldita sea!(Spanish for "Bloody hell") I'm gonna go and save Adi from snakey...

Rose: Hey guys! Big brother and I made apple pie! And Shu helped us!

Daigo: That sounds great! Thanks, Rose!... *sees Shadow glaring*

Rose: You're welcome, Daigo-san!

Daigo: *scared shitless*

Tokoyami: Did someone say "apple pie"? *sees Shadow*

Rose: Yup! Big brother & Shu-san helped me make it! I'll be right back! Gotta prepare some plates! *walks away*

Daigo: Dude! The heck is wrong with you!?

Shadow: Listen well, emo midget and uncooked chicken. Only Shu got my respect since he's gay and doesn't like girls.

Daigo & Tokoyami: ... We BOTH have boyfriends...

Shadow: ... Okay. You're safe then.

Daigo and Tokoyami: *close fucking call*

Jaime: OH MY DAYS, IGURO DON'T USE KABURUMARU TO STRANGLE ADII!!!!!!

Arman: WHAT'S USING WHO TO STRANGLE HUH?!

Haku: You're all so noisy...

Vox: OMFG-

Vaggie: WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM?!?

Tokoyami: You're that River Spirit, Kohaku, right?

Haku: Yeah.. And you're the bird Tokoyami, right?

Tokoyami: Indeed...

Haku: Anyway... Can I have that apple pie?

Rose: Of course! But let's check on the others first.

Adi: *Traumatized*

Randy & Shu: *comforting Adi*

Jaime: *Scolding Obanai*

Baron: What happened?

Jax: What happened, kitty, was Obanai beating down Adi's ass.

Bagheera: I've never seen a more ruthless and bloodthirsty snake....

Obanai: And this is him on a good day...

*After that, everyone went to go and eat*

Tokoyami: Wow! This is the most delicious apple pie I've ever tasted!

Rose: Well, Shu-san is just an amazing cook!

Shu: Don't mention it, Rose.

Daigo: If you think his pastries are great, his spaghetti carbonara is something to die for, it's the best.

Baron: I admit, this pie is something extraordinary. Mind giving me the recipe?

Shadow: Sorry, it's a Kyōdai family recipe. *A/N: Everyone here is my own AU and designs*

Haku: How'd I even end up here?

Jaime: No one even knows how any of us got here in the first place...

Jax: Less talking, more eating! This pie is better than all that digital crap back at my world...

Shu: You live in a digital world?

Jax: Yeah. It's called the Digital Circus. Real creepy....

Rose: Thank you, big brother and Shu for helping me make such a big pie.

Shu: No problem, Rose.

Vaggie: Obanai are you feeding Kaburamaru the pie?!

Obanai: ... Yeah? He can eat it, no worries.

Adi: Wouldn't that poison him?!

Obanai: Unlike other snakes, Kaburamaru is special. He'll be fine.

Alastor: Let's hope you say that again when he's at the vet.

Fizzarolli: Oohhh!!!

Asmodeus: Oh my Satan, we've already had what, 3 fights?

Blitzø: That still ain't enough, Big Boss. *phone rings* hello? OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MOXXIE JUST THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!!! *throws phone, breaking it*

Arman: Damn, angry much?

Blitzø: Oh it's way more than that when Moxxie is the one having to dispose the child's naked body...

Everyone: *Uncomfortable*

Fizzarolli: He runs a killing business.

Dark Shadow: That escalated real fast there...

Tokoyami: Pipe down, Dark Shadow!

Dark Shadow: Awww, but whyyy?!?

Tokoyami: ... Are you being real right now?

Jaime: Khaji-Da...shut up!

Jax: So are we going to pretend that birdy's talking to an actual shadow and Jaime over there is talking to his shoulder?

Gordon: I'm still scared that Khaji-Da is a beetle...

Randy: Calm down. It's not as if you can somehow latch yourself onto Jaime...

Gordon: You're right...