Obsession-Centric Shorts!

#9

Adi: GUYS HELP-*falls over*

Ashitaka: Whoa, what the hell?!

Tamasaburo: What's going on? Adi, why are you screaming?

Adi: OBANAI LET KABURAMARU LOOSE ON US!!

Rook: Who let who do what?!

Tokoyami: Wait are you saying Iguro has LOST his SNAKE!?!?

Baron: Doesn't Iguro need Kaburamaru to see since his heterochromia affects his sight?

Shu: One, how EXACTLY do you know that? Second, it's just a snake. It'd be worse if Khaji-Da took over Jaime's body and murdered us all.

Jaime: It's true..

铠甲神: I thought you wanted to hang yourself?

Jaime: Yeah well when you've got an alien scarab making sure that your body doesn't die... Hanging is off the table.

Jiji: ... What the fuck...?

Rook: .. What have you all been through?

Everyone: Hell.

Rook: Oh... I see.

Rose: Guys, don't worry. I've found Kaburamaru. He's with my brother.

Adi: ... Why?!

Rose: Shadow asked. And Obanai allowed it.

Everyone: ... Girl, you serious?

Rose: Well, yeah!

Ashitaka: Wait, Adi. I thought you said Obanai let Kaburamaru loose?

Adi: He did! He threw Kaburamaru at us!

Rook: Wait, who's "us"?

Adi: Randy, Leo, Bagheera and Tokoyami. And for some reason, Randy is ophidiophobic.

Rook: ... What?

铠甲神: He's saying Randy's got a fear of snakes...

Rose: If Iguro threw Kaburamaru, why's he with my brother?

Baron: I'm guessing Kaburamaru got lost but found Shadow...

Macaque(LMK): Who?

Everyone(except Rose and Baron): WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK-

Macaque: Ow! My ears!!

Adi: You have SIX ears?!

Macaque: Well obviously! I'm the Six-Eared Macaque!

铠甲神: Wait... The one from Chinese mythology?!

Macaque: It's not really a myth if we're real but.. Yeah.

Tamasaburo: ... What the shit is going on...?