Daigo: *sleep deprived*
Arman: Shit... He's sleep deprived..
Jax: Who asked, bamboo?
Arman: What went up your ass?
Jax: ... 😈
Arman: ... Don't tell me. I don't wanna know..
Vox: Oi! Uh.. Got a question.
Jax: You're a TV.. Don't you get Google or some shit?
Vox: Well when you've got over a sextillion answers, you can't stop but think, "Why?"
Shadow: What the hell do you want?
Vox: Do y'all have lovers and how did you bag them?
铠甲神: ... As someone who's been "bagged", shut the hell up.
Vox: I'm assuming some bitch fucked you up and don't say anything else, 铠.
铠甲神: Oh what do you know, the TV can say my name...
Daigo: Shut the fuck up before I pull my gun out.
Arman: Vox why are you even asking us this?
Vox: And why should I tell you?
Arman: ... I wanna see if there's a button for common sense that I can flick into you.
Blitzø: TV-slut there like deer.
Shadow: W-what...?
Fizzarolli: He's saying Vox likes Alastor...
Vox: WHA-WHO TOLD YOU?!
Fizzarolli: Ozzie.
Vox: ... Damn it.
Randy: Aww! That's cute!
Rise!Leo: Kinky~
Randy: What the juice?
Jax: I'm convinced you've got a filter...
Randy: Why the cheese would I need a filter?
Jax: ... Fuck.
Vox: Can SOMEONE just help me?!
Jax: Well first, you start with.. *censored*.. And there! You've got them!
Vox: ... Val? Is that you?
Jax: It's Jax. Not Val..
Baron: What did I just hear...
Jaime: I'm going to hang myself. 💀
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Obsession-Centric Shorts!
HumorJust a bunch of my favorite characters from dfferent fandoms all coming together and doing silly stuff and my OCs will definitely appear