Rose: Can anyone smell that?
Shadow: Uh... What?
Vaggie: ¡Oh, Dios mío! ¿Quién diablos está quemando mierda?( Oh my Satan, who the fuck is burning shit?!)
Shadow: Don't swear in a language many of us won't understand...
Vaggie: Fine. でも、あなたがバイリンガルでないのは私のせいじゃないよ、シャドウ。/Demo, anata ga bairingarudenai no wa watashi no sei janai yo, shadō. (But it's not my fault you aren't bilingual, Shadow.)
Shadow: そのゲームは二人で遊べるぞ、ちびっこ野郎！/Sono gēmu wa ni-ri de asoberu zo, chibikko yarō(Two can play at that game, short bitch!)
Vaggie and Shadow: *Fights each other in Japanese*
Rose: Big brother and Vaggie-san...
Daigo: If you think that's bad, just wait to see Adi and Jaime fight in Spanish.
Rose: Wait... Adi-san and Jaime-san know Spanish?
Daigo: Yup. I myself speak French and Japanese.
Shu: Can we focus on the fact that something is actually burning?!
Arman: Oh fuck wait really?!
Baron: What are you all standing there?! The fire's spreading!
Shu: Baron! What's happening?!
Baron: I'm not sure but we're all getting out alive right now!
Vaggie: Oh. Just fire. Y'all be okay.
Daigo: You mean you're not scared?!
Vaggie: Yeah? I mean, from where I'm from, we can tolerate the fire on earth. And isn't Shu the God of the Flames and Daigo is the God of Death?
Shu: I'm surprised that you remember my whole title...
Daigo: Wait...she's got a point. Bye Shu! *Runs out the door with everyone else*
Shu: COWARDS!!! *Runs towards the fire*
Shadow: For those people who are trained to handle fire situations, GO AND HELP SHU!!!
Jaime: On it! *flys into the fire with his armor*
Shadow: Anyone else!?
Jax: I can't fight in fire, silly. I'm basically not even real!
Tokoyami: Dark Shadow and I are not useful in fire situations...
Shadow: OKAY BESIDES THEM ANYONE ELSE!!? WHERE'S ALASTOR AND VOX?!
Vaggie: Both of them are back home for now...
Shadow: DAMN IT!!! Baron! How about you!?
Baron: Excuse me? I'm literally made out of wood...
Shadow: Randy!? Obanai!? Leo!?
Adi: Randy's got school, Obanai is with his friends in his own world and-
Shadow: Okay, okay! I get it!
Adi: Wait, where's Haku?
Daigo: He went back to see some girl he likes...
Shadow: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?! THAT GUY IS LIKE THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO HAS WATER-LIKE ABLILITES!!!
(Meanwhile inside the fire)
Shu: ANYONE STILL HERE!?!? HELLO!!?
Jaime: Shu, just give up... There's probably no one in here...
Fizzarolli: I'M SORRY OZZIEEE!!!!
Shu: ... You were saying?
Jaime: Zip it, hotshot!
Asmodeus: Fizzie-frog..I've told you multiple times not to mix the noodles with sugar...
Blitzø: *on the phone* CAN YOU JUST FUCK OFF, CREEPY!!! I'VE GOT A SEXY BOYFRIEND SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Jaime: Dare we ask?
Blitzø: *puts down phone* Hm? Nothing. It's just Fizzarolli messing up food and it caused the whole place to burn...
Shu: I wanna go home...
YOU ARE READING
Obsession-Centric Shorts!
HumorJust a bunch of my favorite characters from dfferent fandoms all coming together and doing silly stuff and my OCs will definitely appear
