Obsession-Centric Shorts!

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Obsession Gang: *pops into a huge ass house*

Vaggie: Oh, what the fuck?! Alastor, is this some twisted game of yours?!

Alastor: My dear, you know I would do no such thing! And besides... If I was really the one behind this, why is Vox here?

Vox: OH WHAT THE FUCK?!

Iguro Obanai: Oh... My head.. Huh?! Where am I?! Who are you?! Are you demons!?

Vox: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT!?

Obanai: OH MY GOD!!!! WHERE'S MITSURI?!

Jaime: WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING SNAKE?!?

Obanai: This SNAKE is MY FRIEND, KABURAMARU!

Jax: Oh hell yeah! I can fucking swear without any goddamn filter!

Blitzø: What the hell do you mean by that?

Jax: From where the fuck I come from, everytime we try to swear, there's some damn filter.

Fizzarolli: Damn, that's gotta suck.

Jax: You have no idea.

Randy: What even is going on right now? *sees Baron* aww, you're such a cute kitty. *Sees Bagheera* OH HOLY CHEESE A PANTHER!!!!

Baron: Thank you but I'm a Living Creation. And do mind your foul language *gestures to Jax*

Jax: Shut up, asshole of a cat.

Bagheera: Oh my God why are there humans?! And is that a bird with a human body?!

Tokoyami: Mind you, I've got a name!

Dark Shadow: And so do I!

Shadow: STFU!! Y'all are making my sister sad!

Shu: What on earth is happening?!

Daigo: Don't know!

Arman: This place is so weird...

Randy: Okay, we ain't getting anywhere if everyone doesn't calm down! Let's just try to get along for now so that no problems will take place. I'll start first.. I'm Randy Cunningham.

Shadow: That... Is the most shittiest name I've ever heard.

Randy: You think I chose this!?

*The identities of all the characters appeared in thin air and everyone reads them*

Obanai: *Sees Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel* WAIT YOU GUYS ARE DEMONS?!

Vaggie: I'm a Fallen Angel but yeah...

Alastor: First time I've heard of a... Demon Slayer.

Obanai: Oh, you wanna go down, buddy?

Alastor: Gladly.

Fizzarolli: Oooh!! Showtime!

Alastor: Well, Iguro Obanai... I'm Alastor, the Radio Demon! *full demon form*

Obanai: You're dying right here! Serpent Breathing, First Form! Winding Serpent Slash!

Alastor & Obanai: *fighting*

Fizzarolli: So y'all are from other worlds?

Shu: Yeah. From where I am, I'm the God of Fire.

Daigo: God of Death right here.

Arman: And I'm the God of Defense.

Asmodeus: Wow... I've never heard of these titles in my life! I'm Asmodeus, the Sin of Lust.

Daigo: That's actually pretty cool! But weird at the same time.. Unlike you, we have to hide our powers so that others won't come after us.

Tokoyami: Disappointing... You're Daigo, right?

Daigo: Yup. What's that shadow thing that always follows you, Tokoyami?

Tokoyami: That's my sentient Quirk, Dark Shadow. In my world, powers are a normal thing and many of us uses them to become Heroes.

Arman: Cool! So do you have a superhero name?

Tokoyami: Yes, I do. It's Tsukuyomi, after the god of the night.

Shu: Should we stop the fight between Alastor and Obanai? They've been at it for a while now...

Vaggie: Just pray that Alastor doesn't kill him..

Obanai: Serpent Breathing, Fifth Form! Slithering Serpent!

Alastor: I do love a side of snakes for breakfast!

Randy: Well... This isn't what I thought meeting people from another world would be like.

2012! Leo: Oh, you're that Randy kid!

Randy: Hello! What's your name?

2012! Leo: I'm Leo and this is-

Rottmnt! Leo: I'm his counterpart from another world!

Randy: So how are we supposed to tell you apart?

Rottmnt! Leo: Real simple here, my black and red ninja! I'm the turtle with a sexy body and beautiful red and yellow stripes and 2012! Leo is the one with the egg head.

2012! Leo: Hey!

Jaime: Y'all are weird...

Adi: Says the guy with a scarab on his back...

Gordon: I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON?!?

Jaime: NOT LIKE YOU, GORDON! Khaji-Da is an alien artifact. And you don't get to talk, Adi!

Adi: Zip it, Reyes! Alastor and Obanai wore themselves out...

Shadow: Leave them. You okay, Rose?

Rose: I'm fine, big bro.

A/N: That's all for today, folks! Until then... Sayonara!