Obsession-Centric Shorts!

#3

Alastor: WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK FROZE MY JAMBALAYA?!?!?!

Jaime: Oh holy shit! The fuck was that?!

Jax: Just Rudolph the red haired reindeer whining about some Louisiana dish.

Randy: Yeah... But he looks really mad right now and Obanai isn't here cuz of his work.

Vaggie: What the fuck are the three of you standing here for?! Get over here!

Jax: Jeez, cyclops...what was that for?

Vaggie: Sorry for trying to save you guys! Look, Alastor is definitely on a rampage. And Vox is the cause.

Jaime: What the hell did TV man do?

Gordon: Well, as what Alastor screamed out, Vox accidentally left the jambalaya in the freezer and froze it.

Jaime: How do you accidentally freeze jambalaya?

Gordon: Ask Vox, not me. Anyway, since Alastor's going to be furious the next few days, we made a small little shelter.

*Rackets and noises*

Randy: What happened now??

Gordon: Ever since Alastor got mad, some of the group have been trying to force Vox out to calm down and apologize to Alastor.

Daigo: VOX YOU OVERSIZED TECHO-BOX YOU EITHER GET OUT THERE OR I PUT YOU ON CAROUSEL YOUR DAMN CHOICE!!! *curses in Japanese*

Vox: HAVE YOU SEEN ALASTOR!!?! HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!

Bagheera: Everyone here is going to get killed if you don't get out there!

Vox: For the hate of Satan, NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow: Out of all the days that Obanai isn't here...

Tokoyami: Should I send Dark Shadow out to calm Alastor down?

Rose: No offense, Dark Shadow but you may not be powerful enough to fight Alastor...

Fizzarolli: Ozziee!!!! Get over here and calm down Alastor!

Asmodeus: Gladly, Fizz!

*After a while, Asmodeus calmed down Alastor and even made him jambalaya*

Alastor: Thank you, Asmodeus. But I still need to settle things with that idiot of a picture box.

Asmodeus: I understand. Vox!

Vox: *Getting dragged out of the shelter by Bagheera and Shadow* I DON'T WANNA!! DON'T MAKE ME USE MY HYPNOTIZATION!!!

Shadow: Shut up and just say sorry!

Alastor: SORRY ISN'T ENOUGH! JUST GIVE HIM TO ME. *Starts to beat up Vox*

Rise!Leo: I thought you already calmed him down!

Asmodeus: Oh believe me, little turtle. It tales more than just a freshly made jambalaya to calm down the Radio Demon.

Alastor: *Stuffs Vox's face into the jambalaya, short-circuiting him*.

Adi: Should we help?

Daigo: Nah. He brought it upon himself.

Obanai: *Walks in*...What the fuck?

Baron: That's exactly what I ask every single day...