Jax: Okay... We NEED to find out HOW THE FUCK are we able to get teleported here?
Fizzarolli: You left the part "Out of our own will"
Daigo: Jax is kind of right... No one here, not even Lucy, knows how we got here.
Lucy: Personally, I'm not seeing the problem.. We're STILL teleported back into our own worlds.
Tokoyami: The problem is that if some of us who have to fight evil in our own worlds and if we get transported here during the fight, there will be other problems back at our own worlds because we're not there. Take me, Obanai and Randy for examples.
Obanai: And aren't you a hero, Lucy?
Lucy: Alright... I see your point, Tokoyami. But... Where will we start?
Shu: If we're all teleported here... Shouldn't there be someone pulling the strings?
Baron: Shu could be right... After all, there could be a reason why we're ALL here...
*A GODDAMN monster 100x their size appeared*
Blitzø: OH HELL YEAH!!! LET'S FUCK SHIT UP!!!
Asmodeus: Oh Satan...
Rise!Leo: WTF-
2012!Leo: Language!
Rise!Leo: Not now, mom! And you didn't even yell at Blitz!
Obanai: Incoming!
*the monster roared and tried to use its tail on Obanai*
Jaime: *Uses his armor to defend Obanai* I got ya!
Obanai: Thanks!
Shadow: Oh shit!
Dark Shadow: Oh shit indeed!
Jaime: How THE FUCK did that thing even get there!?!
2012!Leo: The language...
Baron: I agree...
Shu: Daigo! Kill it!
Daigo: TF?!? Why is it always me?!
Shu: BRO YOU'RE THE LITERAL GOD OF DEATH!!
Daigo: ... Oh shit yeah-*whips out a GODDAMN SCYTHE*
Tokoyami: Coming along! Dark Shadow!
Dark Shadow: On it!
*The monster manifests weaponry of its own*
Gordon: Oh you wanna play weapons?! Let's go! *fires spears at the monster*
Jaime: Holy shit! That's fucking amazing!
Gordon: We're not out of the woods now! *continues to fire arrows and spears at the monster*
Bagheera: Baron, hop on!
Baron: *Climbs onto Bagheera* ???
Bagheera: *Runs onto the monster's back*
Adi: That panther's crazy!
Vox: We're all crazy... Now come on, kid. Let's go. *activates electricity powers*
Adi: *Does the same and tries to static shock the monster*
Jax: Obanai! Need a lift?
Obanai: Very funny... Whatever. *jumps on Jax's face to get even higher*
Jax: Bitch!
Arman: No one cares, Jax! Shadow, Rose, watch out! *uses powers to protect them*
Rose: Thank you!
Arman: You're welcome!
Jaime: Guys! Bagheera and Baron are still on that monster!
Bagheera: Calm down, I've got this! *scratches the monster and Baron whacks the spikes on the monster*
Randy: These guys are crazy... Oh well. Ninja Tengu Fireball! *attacks monster with fire-like powers*
Shu: Good job! Keep on fighting!
Alastor: T͛⦚i͛⦚m͛⦚e͛⦚ t͛⦚o͛⦚ s͛⦚h͛⦚o͛⦚w͛⦚ w͛⦚h͛⦚a͛⦚t͛⦚ t͛⦚h͛⦚e͛⦚ R͛⦚a͛⦚d͛⦚i͛⦚o͛⦚ D͛⦚e͛⦚m͛⦚o͛⦚n͛⦚ i͛⦚s͛⦚ a͛⦚l͛⦚l͛⦚ a͛⦚b͛⦚o͛⦚u͛⦚t͛⦚
Vaggie: Shit! Everyone run! Alastor's mad!
Blitz: Oh shit, Mr Bamby is angry!
Fizzarolli: Out of all the names you can choose for him... You can't even spell Bambi!
Blitz: Of course I can! Its... B-A-M-B-Y!
Everyone else: ... Wtf?
Vaggie: No time to get distracted! *uses spear against monster*
Alastor: *Using his powers*
Everyone: *does their best and finishes off the monster*
Gordon: Whoo! We fucking did it!... Oh shit everyone's knocked out... Damn...
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Obsession-Centric Shorts!
HumorJust a bunch of my favorite characters from dfferent fandoms all coming together and doing silly stuff and my OCs will definitely appear
