After the success of my first original Total Drama book: Total Drama Around The World, I decided to create a few random skits and memes that involves the cast of each Total Drama Season, some ocs and a few friends along the way.
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So since Beetlejuice has been becoming a hit for this upcoming Halloween, I thought it might be fitting to get into the early Halloween spirit by having my oc Silas, sing What I Know Now. Other Total Drama reboot characters will be featured and sing in this as well. It also serves as a mini idea that I have in mind if I want to make a Total Drama Reboot Fanmade Season 3 book where it centers around movies since I've kind of thought of it as a more unique aspect to the story's plot, rather than just going around the world several times. Hope you enjoy! :3
(Warning: This song contains themes of self harm, death, depression, mentions of suicide and other mature topics, viewer discretion is advised.)
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Silas: I was hot.. I went to parties a lot Y'know?
I was driving Lamborghinis Sipping super-dry martinis In the tiniest bikinis on a yacht
But I was depressed Also completely obsessed..
An unhappy beauty queen Who dreamed to be Miss Argentina I had such low self-esteem I was a mess..
So I gave it all up for the netherworld I've been here forever, girl If I was more clever, girl I would've stuck it out Knowing what life's about!
Pain and joy and suffering Failing but recovering I'll tell you another thing:
Everyone here is alone So if you are breathing Go home!
If I knew then What I know now I would have looked within And let love in somehow!
If I only knew The truth back then I wouldn't have had My little accident
Don't be blind You left your whole life behind...
See a shrink Call a priest Ask the recently deceased Death is final And you cannot press rewind!
Wayne: Don't jump when the light is red!
Julia: Toasters should be used for bread!
MK: Never smoke cigars in bed!
Raj: Nietzsche was right, y'know To live is to suffer, bro
Bowie: Don't cheat on the one you wed!
Emma: Never whip a thoroughbred!
All: Angry pygmys shrunk his head!
Why did it take death to see Happiness was up to me?
If I knew then What I know now I would've laughed and danced And lanced every sacred cow!
I thought I knew But I was wrong! 'Cause life is short But death is super long!
Scary Girl: I exploded!
Silas: If I knew then
Chorus: If I knew
Silas: What I know now! I would've crossed every line And drank all the wine Before my final bow!
If I knew...
Chorus: If I knew!
Silas: The things that now I know!
Chorus: I would ride the highs And cherish the lows Going, it's a quick trick 'round the rodeo!
Silas: So before they lower the curtain Be certain to enjoy the show...
That's what I know!
Chorus: Life is short but death is long! Here, one minute then it's gone! Thought I knew but I was wrong! If I only knew what I know now!
And that's cut! Tell me what you think about this little idea that I showed you. And if you're interested, check out some of my other total drama stories that I made, or come check out my new rewritten version of my Disventure Camp: At The Movies. Thank you 😊
