Twisted Turns: A Dandy's World AU

Kidnapped

"Owwwwww......m-my head........"

"SHUT UP, BADSTRO!!"

I jolted awake at the sound of the voice, tipping my wooden chair and hitting my head on the ground.

"Careful, Astro!"

Two long arms wrapped around me, pulling the chair with myself on it back to its upright position.

I observed the group of toons around me.

Shrimpo, Goob, Rodger, and Flutter.

I tiredly blinked. "So.........why did you kidnap me..?"

Flutter blinked, a bit of a confused expression on her face as well. She must've agreed to something she didn't know about, simply forced into it.

Rodger crossed his arms, pacing around me slowly, obviously in his 'detective' mode. "We are here to discuss with you the disappearance of all the main toons. Well, all except for you."

He leaned forward, making clear eye contact with me. I was a bit nervous, but kept a unfazed expression. Thanks for teaching me how to lie and keep a perfect poker face, Dandy.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Rule one: deny everything.

"Well, you should know. Word and accusations have been spreading like wildfire around here." Explained Rodger, pointing his finger in the air.

"YEA! I THINK IT'S YOUR FAULT! AND MAYBE DANDY'S, TOO!" Shrimpo yelled in my face, spit flying. Flutter and Goob hesitantly nodded in agreement.

"So, if you don't mind me asking a few questions, Astro..... where are they?"

There was a loud thumping sound getting closer and closer.

"Here comes the Calvary." I said with a growing smile.

Goob turned around just in time to see Twisted Dandy whack him straight into a wall. Twisted Dandy whipped around, biting Shrimpo's head off, smashing Flutter, and shattering Rodger's face.

I stared up at him from being tied to the chair, chuckling. He shifted back, bowing. "Thanks for stopping by, hope you enjoyed the show!" He said dramatically, acting like a ringmaster.

"Oh, thank God, you arrived just in time, Dandy...." I sighed happily. "Now you can untie me...!"

He smirked. "Would I want to do that though?" My smile faltered slightly. "What....?"

He held up a paper I knew all too well.

"Rule number 4! No leaving your work place a mess!"

I rolled my eye. "Dandy, that wasn't even me! That was Rodger and the others trying to lure me or you out. I didn't do any of that, I swear!"

He shook his finger in my face, still holding up the poster. "Nonsense, Astro! It's still partially your fault!" Something tells me he's doing this to get something out of me, or in-

Nope, not finishing that thought.

He pointed at another one of the rules. "Since you broke rule 4, I get to break one of my choice, hehe!"

Rule number 7

No intimate touch while UTI of ichor.

That's one of the rules I made.

Sh*t.