Louis: Hey babe, want anything from maccas?
Harry: Are you kidding me?
Harry: Louis!
Harry: Don't eat that shit! It's terrible for you. It's poisoning yourself.
Louis: shh, chill out, love! I was just asking, I'm getting some on the way home x
Harry: I'll make you a nice burger instead with quinoa fries?
Louis: Your cooking is amazing but I'm really craving a Big Mac!
Harry: yuck!
Louis: I can grab you a salad? x
Harry: no thanks, they'll find a way to make the salad kill you just like the burgers.
Louis: it's organic...
Harry: don't pull that shit with me, Tomlinson. It's not organic!
Louis: I can't believe you hate Maccas so much! Their salad is organic!
Harry: ITS NOT! I can't believe you're willing to poison your body!
Harry: Eat the shit before you get home! I don't want to smell it.
Louis: You have a love/hate relationship with my smoking, why not with Big Macs too?
Harry: Smoking is attractive. Food is not.
Harry: I hate the fact you're slowly killing yourself though :(
Louis: Baby, I'm fine.
Harry: whatever. I refuse to speak with you until you get home and brush the maccas from your mouth.
Louis: Hawwy! Hawwy! Nooooooo.
Louis: shit. You say it's cute when I call you Hawwy!
Louis: Fine then.
Louis: Ugh, just cook up some burgers if it makes you happy. . .
Harry: YAYYYYY! I make the best burgers and they're not too bad for you! I love you so so so much xoxox
Louis: The things info for you! I love you too, pumpkin. x
Louis: I do for you*** fml.
Harry: Haha! I was like wtf?
Louis: I can imagine your cute little face screwing up as you try to work out what the hell im on about :')
Harry: Awe! I have your burger meat cooking! ❤️
Louis: You're the best, babe! I'm leaving now, be home soon. x
Harry: Drive safely x
Louis: Always do x
