Where's Compton?

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Harry: You got a good booty. Look just like a black girls.

Louis: You still think you belong in Compton, don't you 😂

Harry: I'm straight outta Compton, nigga.

Louis: Haven't we discussed that word before, Harry!

Harry: It's okay to say as long as you're not using it to hurt anyone! Just like 'cunt'. Did you know that in Australia being called a 'mad cunt' is a top compliment.

Louis: I did not know that. I'm glad I do now hahahahaha. Anyway, you do realise Compton is in America, right??

Harry: No it isn't. It's in Australia! Liam told me.

Louis: What would Liam know? Ha. What exactly did he tell you, babe?

Harry: I asked him where Compton was and he said: I dunno, probably Australia.

Louis: Oh, honey. You silly sausage!

Harry: So it's not in Australia?

Louis: No. It's in America.

Harry: My Facebook friends are going to think I'm nuts...

Louis: You are nuts.

Harry: No I'm not.

Louis: So, what are you up to, babe?

Harry: Crusin down the street in my 6 4, you?

Louis: I literally can't even. It's "six-fo" not 6 4. 😂😂😂

Harry: Louis, I've been listening to this song on repeat for ages! I know the lyrics.

Louis: What's a 6 4?

Harry: A car with 6 seats and 4 wheels, duh.

Louis: Oh love, no. A 'six-fo' is a type of car. The car Eazys talking about.

Harry: No, Louis. You're wrong.

Harry: And I'm not speaking to you for the rest of the day.

Harry: Have a good day.

Louis: I love you though!

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