Zayn + Louis + Harry + Niall + Liam
Zayn: Louis, I gotta tell/show you something, mate. Don't flip shit...
Louis: Making me nervous. What is it?
Zayn: (sent an image)
Zayn: I just rocked up, grabbed a beer and found him....
Louis: He doesn't even drink? What the fuck?! His got a tattoo proving it!
Zayn: I know, man. I don't know what to do with the kid, he's nuts right now.
Louis: I'm gonna text him. I can't physically talk to him right now. I'll snap.
Zayn: Alright man, I'll keep and eye on him.
Louis: Thanks, Z
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Louis: Harold Edward Styles.
Harry: My Louis hello
Louis: What are you up to?
Harry: at Neil's party
Harry: Niall oops not Neil haha
Louis: How much have you had to drink?
Harry: I don't know silly! I drink lots all the time
Louis: No. How much alcohol have you had?
Harry: Niall said I had 4
Louis: 4 what?
Harry: 4 alcohols! My silly Louis
Louis: Yes, Harry, but was it 4 cans?
Harry: Niall said pints
Louis: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch.
Harry: Louis can't kill him! I won't see him again!
Louis: I'm done talking to you. Enjoy your hangover.
Harry: I love that movie! Alan is funny.
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Louis: You fucking twat. How dare you take advantage of my man like that!
Niall: Chill out, bro. He's having a blast.
Niall: No thanks to you though
Louis: How many times do I have to tell you? STAY AWAY FROM HARRY!
Niall: He won't stay away from me either. We're best friends.
Louis: I'm his best friend actually.
Niall: You're his boyfriend. I'm his best friend. Sure, you're number one but I'm still an important person in his life. Stop trying to ruin my party.
Louis: I'm not. I'm just sick of you being a bad influence.
Niall: Me? You drink and smoke not only cigarettes but also joints. If anyone's a bad influence it's you.
Louis: I don't even let him stand next to me while I smoke. I'd never allow him to do that.
Niall: So, you're controlling him fully now or?
Louis: You're a dead man, Horan.
Niall: But I've never felt more alive.
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Louis: Are you able to take Harry home, please?
Zayn: Sorry bro, had too much to drink. I've been watching him, he's rambling on about how you and him are watching (the) 'Hangover' tomorrow.
Louis: I told him to enjoy his hangover and he started talking about Alan. Thanks man, I'll try and organise another ride
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Louis: Are you at Niall's party?
Liam: Yes?
Louis: No drinks?
Liam: I've had one?
Louis: Can you please do me a massive favour and find my wasted boyfriend and take him home? Zayn told me how drunk he is but he's had too much to drink and can't drive.
Liam: No problem, mate. I'm leaving in half an hour
Louis: Thank you so much, Payno. I owe you!
Liam: He's me mate, I'd do it for all of you, you'd do it for me :)
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Louis: Liam is taking you home soon.
Harry: I wanna party!
Louis: No, just go with Liam and get some rest!
Harry: Fine. Tummy hurts.
Louis: Take a bucket to bed. I don't want the carpet stained.
Harry: Mean
Louis: I'm just angry. You should've known better than to drink 4 pints on your first big night of alcohol. You're smart, Harry, I just can't believe you.
Harry: I'm sorry, my Louis
Louis: No, I'm sorry. When I get home you're fucked.
