Harry: Yo, I'll be back at 11, you just act like a peasant.
Louis: What?
Harry: Silence, peasant. I'll be back at 11.
Louis: Peasant? What've I done?
Harry: Got a bow on my panties because my ass is a present.
Louis: Fuccck! You're wearing panties? Shiiiit.
Harry: You know what, babe? You look good when you begging.
Louis: Yeah? I'll beg for you anyday
Harry: I'll be laughing when you begging me to just put the head in.
Louis: Babe, I'm getting hard
Harry: Let me sit in your face?
Louis: You can't just say that Harry! Fucking Christ. Can you get home any earlier??
Harry: It's okay, you can play with it.
Louis: when did you become dominant?
Harry: Don't you make a mistake with it.
Louis: This isn't fair.
Harry: I DONT NEED A DOZEN ROSES. YOU AINT GOTTA WINE AND DINE ME, NO! I DONT NEED A PRETTY POET, OHHH GETTING ALL EMOTIONAL! YOU GOTTA BEG FOR IT, BEG FOR IT!!
Louis: You just sent me Nicki lyrics, didn't you. -.-
Harry: I love you.
Louis: No. I swear you're in more of a relationship with Nicki.
Harry: She's my spirit animal.
Louis: What time will you really be home?
Harry: Haven't got a clue. Niall's demanding we stop at McDonalds.
Louis: How isn't he fat? Like, that kid eats more than an elephant.
Harry: He's just lucky. I gain weight like you fuck me- fast.
Louis: You're in for it tonight, baby.
Harry: I'll most likely be home early morning ;)
Louis: Morning fucks on the balcony.
Harry: You can make love to me under the stars.
Louis: Perfect. x
