The Babysitting Game

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Harry: Hiiiiiiiii, love, guess what?! <3


Louis: What? If you've brought another thing for the baby I'm going to shoot you. She's only 3 months pregnant, babe. x


Harry: No! I haven't :( It's going to be a girl though !!!! Anyway your mum rang the house phone looking for you but since you weren't here I asked to take a message and she was going to ask you to mind the twins for the night but I said we'd do it because we need practise! :D


Louis: Harrrrry! I love Doris and Ernie but over night? TWO of them!


Harry: One each :D


Louis: You're insane, you know that?


Harry: Maybe :') But, your mum said the twins are allowed McDonalds so I was going to let you get that tonight... Even though I'm 100% against the crap.


Louis: Okay, maybe this won't be so bad! I'll get the twins happy meals! What do you want?


Harry: I'll just eat something we have here x


Louis: Live a little! One meal from Maccas a year isn't going to kill you!


Harry: Ugh, fine but if I get sick you'll be stuck with two babies all night...


Louis: You won't get sick, I can assure you.


Harry: No, you can't. You don't know how badly my body reacts to poison.


Louis: It's not poison!


Harry:Whatever! The twins are getting dropped off before you get home! I'll have two babies!


Louis: I'll only be a half hour later


Harry: We can take them for a walk in their buggy!


Louis: Oh, Love, you'll have to stay in the gates..... It's okay though because we have a park we can go to!


Harry: Yeah, I know, I wouldn't risk walking around alone with the babies


Harry: If anything happened to them Jay would kill us


Louis: Nothing will happen though, I'm a decent baby sitter and you're an angel and won't leave them alone for two seconds.


Harry: They're kinda like my siblings! I can be protective!


Louis: Course you can, its cute!


Harry: Are you excited to be a daddy?


Louis: I am a daddy ;) Your daddy.


Harry: LOUIS!!!! STOP!!!!


Louis:But, its true


Harry: Shut up!


Harry: THEY'RE HERE!


Louis: Tell my mum she has to mind our child now


Harry: She said "She'll be begging too" Haha.


Louis: Ask if we need to bath them...


Harry: I already did, she said that they shouldn't need one unless they have a accident.


Louis: You're on nappy duty


Harry: We will share nappy duty!


Louis : fine...


Harry: Well I'm ditching you for your siblings, see you when you get home! I love you xox


Louis: This is bulshit! You're mine!


Harry: [Sent a picture] Aren't we cute!


Louis: Yes, the cutest. x


Harry: I'm going, bye x


Louis: See you three soon xx

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