Harry: Can you get me some things from the store on your way home, please? xo
Louis: Of course, love, what do you need? x
Harry: Make up! I want to start wearing it :') I'd go get it myself but my tummy hurts :( Make up will make me feel better!
Louis: Sure, baby. That's quite cute actually! What's wrong? Just a tummy ache? :(
Harry: Yeah, can you get me some cookie dough too? :)
Harry: Oh, and one of those caramel koala chocolates x
Louis: You much be ill, you hate sugar!
Harry: I've decided I want to be a girl, I'm actually on my period right now.
Louis: Maybe we should talk about this?
Harry: About what?
Louis: You wanting to be the next Caitlyn Jenner
Harry: I don't want to go that far, Caitlyn is stunning but I don't want to have surgery or take pills to be a girl :)x
Louis: Good, I'm gay, I don't want to lose my man :(
Harry: You never will! I just feel like being a girl today :')
Louis: Okay, baby, I love you xx
Harry: I love you too xx
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Louis: WHAT SHADE OF FOUNDATION??
Harry: I'm quite tan at the moment, so yeah.
Louis: There's a shade that looks tan-ish, it's called Beige. Good?
Harry: Yes! That's fine :)
Louis: What other products? What the actual fuck is primer?
Louis: Oh and do you need an eyebrow pencil? The lady said you'll need one if you have small brows. What's a small brow?
Harry: No pencil, just a dark brow gel will be okay until I get used to the make up stuff :) I have to properly shape my eyebrows and everything! Primer is used before anything else, it helps your make up stay on longer and look better! Can you get me blush, eyeliner and bronzer please? :)
Harry: Oh! And setting powder and mascara!
Harry: Lipstick too!
Louis: This is stressful! What colour lipstick?
Harry: Whatever colour you want on your dick tonight ;)
Louis: I'm getting hard and this chick is trying to help me choose make up products -.-
Harry: Sorry, baby x
Louis: I chose red.
Harry: Mum told me red was for hookers when I was a kid hahahah
Louis: Well, you're my hooker ;)
Harry: Always
Louis: I'm off to the register, I'll be home in 15! Love you xo
Harry: Love you too. Drive safe xo
