My clarity.
Fucking get excited because group texts are back, bitches.✌🏼️
Harry + Zayn + Louis + Liam + Niall.
Harry: Can someone please explain to Louis how important brushing your teeth before bed is?
Zayn: Louis William Tomlinson. Brushing your teeth twice a day is more important than breathing. Do you want to have black teeth, bad breath, painful tooth aches, be unattractive and lose your man? No. Brush, floss and use mouthwash AT LEAST twice a day or I swear to anything I'll drag your ass to the dentist. Don't be disgusting.
Harry: Thank you! The lazy fucker doesn't want to get out of bed to do it.
Louis: It's cold.
Zayn: You can be cold for three minutes and have wonderful teeth or let everything you've swallowed today rot your teeth while you sleep.
Liam: Brush your teeth. We have a reputation to up hold.
Niall: I can only imagine what you've swallowed today...
Harry: Niall!
Louis: Hahahahahahaah.
Zayn: Have you brushed your filthy teeth yet?
Louis: Nup.
Niall: Lou, I take orange juice to bed with me and still manage to brush my teeth every night. Have you tried orange juice and toothpaste? Proper crap.
Zayn: Just do it.
Liam: ^ Shia LaBeouf.
Harry: I might've kicked him out of bed.
Liam: That's what you get when you don't brush your chomps!
Louis: Now I refuse to brush them.
Zayn: Insanity.
Louis: Yes.
Harry: IF OUR LOVE IS TRAGEDY, WHY ARE YOU MY REMEDY? IF OUR LOVES INSANITY WHY ARE YOU MY CLARITY?
Zayn: Props the the artists name.
Niall: Zedd!🙌🏻
Liam: Okay ladies now let's get in formation.
Harry: Yoncé.
Zayn: Well lads, I need my beauty sleep. Sending love. Later.
Liam: Course you're the first to leave, this is beginning to be a pattern.
Zayn: Get fucked haha.
Zayn left the group.
Niall: The pain
Harry: It's like March 25th 2015 all over again😭
Harry: In actual tears.
Louis: He actually is 😂
Liam: Poor Harold, he was a proper mess.
Harry: I still am, Li. It still cuts me up inside.
Niall: Aw, Haz!
Louis: Go to sleep you loser.
Harry: Okay. Goodnight, lads xo
Louis: He's is a proper koala. Like, he's wrapped himself around me.
Niall: Liam, come let me be your koala!
Liam: No.
Liam left the group.
Louis: that escalated quickly.
Niall: Yeah. Well, talk to you soon, lad.
Louis: Yup, see ya, mate.
