Harry + Louis + Zayn + Niall + Liam.
(Like, all of these have a different scenario but I need to clear this up. Narry is in this text but it ends with Larry! I have a huge thing for Narry but I love and 100% believe Larry is real!)
Harry: Are you still mad? :(
Louis: What do you fucking think, Harry?
Harry: I don't understand why this is making you so upset! I haven't done anything wrong!
Louis: You should've told me!
Harry: I didn't think it was that important!
Louis: Not that important? Are you kidding? It's pretty important.
Harry: You haven't told me who your past sex partners were, why is it a big deal you found out one of mine?
Louis: Because I didn't fuck someone in our group of friends. That's why.
Harry: It's not even a big deal. You're being ridiculous.
Louis: Niall, my mate, the person I've traveled the world with, known for 5 years, consider a brother has had your dick in his mouth and ass and has had his cock in yours. It's a huge deal.
Harry: It was so long ago! Fuck.
Louis: How do I know you haven't had secret sex while we were together? You cling to each other like one of you is dying.
Harry: Do you really think I'm that low? A cheater? Do you not trust me? Do you think Niall would do that to you?
Louis: I don't know what to believe anymore. I feel disgusted. Z, is here, I'm adding him to our conversation, he want to say something.
Louis added Zayn to the conversation.
Zayn: First of all this situation is fucked up. Like, Louis, you're definitely over reacting, if Harry didn't cheat than you need to get over it and move forward. Now, Haz, it was kinda a shitty thing to do if I do say so myself, sleeping with Niall the day after you and Lou broke up was shitty, but in saying that you were single and you could do whatever you wanted. I'm adding Niall to get his side of this.
Zayn added Niall to the conversation.
Zayn: Niall, explain.
Louis: Yeah, talk you slutty twat.
Niall: Sorry if he doesn't know this Harry, but I need to get everything out on the table. Harry and I had sex first. Back in the x-factor house to be exact, in hotel rooms, on the beach, backstage, etc. We had a no strings attached just sex relationship and that was it. When the two of you got close Harry distanced himself from me, he eventually admitted that he really liked you and that was the end of us. Larry happened and Narry died. Anyway, when the two of you broke up for what was it? 3 weeks? Me and Harry began fucking again, he was single so you can't be mad at him or me. I know it must suck but you must've been having sex to so stop pointing fingers.
Harry: He knew that, that's what I thought he was mad about?
Louis: Im mad at all of the Narry shit.
Harry: I haven't done anything wrong. Neither had Niall.
Louis: Why are you defending him?
Harry: Because he hasn't done anything.
Zayn: Ya'll motherfuckers need Liam.
Zayn added Liam to the conversation
Zayn: Liam, help.
Liam: You have 3 options. 1, you break up and it's all over. 2, you forget all this and move forward. 3, you spill every soul crushing secret to each other and work on your relationship. No ones in the wrong here. The decisions yours.
Zayn: Yes, Li!
Liam: It's what I do!
Niall: Harry, it's me or Louis, your choice ;)
Louis: You need to leave before I say something I may or may not regret.
Harry: His being a prick, his joking, Lou.
Louis: You're acting like the two of you are dating.
Liam: Tommo, chill.
Niall: you can't change the past
Louis: I told you to fuck off.
Niall left the conversation.
Harry: That was very rude.
Louis: Why do you care?
Harry: Just because I've fucked him a few times doesn't mean he can't be my best friend, Louis.
Zayn: Harry has a point, Lou. We all know Harry wouldn't cheat on you or anything like that. Niall wouldn't do that to you either.
Liam: Zayn's right, Harry and Niall aren't the type of people to do that.
Harry: And if you think of us like that than that's really sad.
Louis: I'm frustrated and hurt.
Harry: It's you, Louis. It's always been you...
Harry: Are you going to come back to the house and cuddle me now? :(
Louis: Yes....
Liam: Love isn't brains, children.
