Harry + Niall + Louis + Zayn + Liam + Ashton + Luke + Calum + Michael.
Wow, okay, let's begin...
Harry: LOUIS SAID THAT I COULDN'T TOP BECAUSE I'M A PRINCESS!! PRINCESSES CAN TOP TOO!!!!
Niall: Harry, why did we need to know this? C'mere, you can top me ;)
Louis: Excuse you, Irish twat! Just you wait until tomorrow night on stage, #OhNoNiall will be trending again!
Harry: Still wanna top, daddy!
Louis: Darling, no. x
Niall: Fuck off mate. Take a joke.
Zayn: Why am I here? You've got about 30 seconds to explain or I'm leaving.
Liam: Ooooh, leaving threats again? Just leave just like you left the band!
Harry: Zayn, do you think Louis should let me top?
Louis: Liam! Wow, proud of that, mate!
Harry: Need Li's opinion too!
Niall: I definitely think he should, relationships are about give and take ;)
Zayn: What the fuck, Liam?
Liam: Just joking around, babe x
Zayn: Fucken lucky, twat.
Harry: GUYS!
Liam: Sorry Harry, it's not fair for us to judge your relationship.
Zayn: Louis just needs to man up and take it!
Harry added: Ashton + Luke + Calum + Michael
Louis: No, piss off, Malik.
Ashton: Hello gay fucks and Niall.
Niall: HAHAHAHAAHAHHA! Hey, Mate.
Louis: Just tell Harry he needs to stay a bottom.
Luke: Harry, you need to stay a bottom!
Louis: THANK YOU!
Zayn: No, like Niall said; give and take.
Liam: I mean Zayn and I swap all the time. If we can do it so can you.
Ashton: I'm so glad I'm straight and don't have these problems.
Calum: I refuse to be apart of this conversation. I love you guy, really, but I'm leaving your asses.
Calum left the group.
Luke: Tbh, I only said that because if I didn't Lou would beat my ass.
Harry: No! He only beats my ass but doesn't let me beat his! :(
Louis: Princess, I love you so much, please let this go!
Luke: Where's Michael?
Michael: He's casually reading the conversation but refusing to be part of it.
Ashton: Michael! S'been so long.
Zayn: Pretty sure that's One Direction lyrics.
Ashton: Fuck off, you ain't even part of One Direction anymore.
Niall: FIREREEEEPRRROOOOOF!
Harry: Help me.
Louis: Baby, just come to be and cuddle me x
Harry: :( let me fuck you
Luke: This conversation is disturbing.
Harry: Your face is disturbing!
Niall: Oh sweet little, Harold. That is not an insult.
Harry: Only Louis calls me Harold!
Louis: That's right baby, Fuck off, Niall.
Liam: Oi, Zayn, come bunk with me?
Zayn: I'll be over in a minute!
Liam: WERE GONNA HAVE SEEEEXXX
Zayn: AND IT'LL FEEL SO GOOD!
Liam: Aw! See the rest of you lads in the morning! Don't wake us early!
Zayn: We're gonna have a wild night!
Luke: What has Larry done to you!
Ashton: They're a bunch of rabbits!
Niall: Oi!
Ashton: Except Neil over here.
Niall: -.-
Louis: Come to bed, Harry
Harry: No
Louis: I'll tickle your back?
Harry: Fine.
Ashton: LUKE! Why don't you give me back tickles?
Luke: Uh, we're not gay?
Ashton: Not good enough!
Niall: Ash, it's quite weird...
Ashton: So?
Luke: I hate touching people's back, feet, ass and knees.
Niall: Kness?😂
Luke: Yes, don't judge me!
Harry: YAYAYAYAY! Back tickles!
Louis: Harry and I are off to bed now.
Harry: G'night, I love you all!
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Liam: I JUST HAD SEX
Zayn: AND IT FELT SO GOOD!
Niall: Fuck this shit, I'm out.
Niall left the group.
Luke: I'm with Niall, toodles.
Luke left the group.
Liam: and then there were... 6?
Zayn: Yeah, is Michael still here?
Michael: No.
Michael left the group.
Ashton: I better be off than, this has turned into a couples chat room.
Ashton left the group.
Liam: Where's Larry?
Zayn: Probably fucking.
Liam: Round two?
Zayn: Sure! Let's leave this chat now?
Liam: Yeah
Liam + Zayn left the group.
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Harry: LOUIS LET ME TOP!
Harry: GUYS?
Louis: They all left, babe! Hahaha.
