Super Weird Family

What does the S stand for?

With the mission finished, and them not needing to report to Director Fury until at least the weekend, Richard and Mary saw they didn't have much to do with Peter in school for most of the day and Kara is going to the Xavier school, they began to set up the nursery for the new member of the family.

At least...Mary was getting the painting done, Richard was having some problems with the baby crib.

"I swear, I did this the first time." Richard stated, remembering when Peter was a baby and he put the crib together.

"Actually, you didn't." Mary broke to him, remembering it clearly. "You paid some guys from the store we bought it from to do it for us."

"I did?" Richard asked, trying to remember it. "No, I remember building it."

Mary sighed and stopped painting as she went over and smacked her husband in the face with the brush.

"Okay, I don't think that I deserved that." Richard commented as he wiped it away from his eyes.

"And that's why you have me to inform you do." Mary said as she pecked his head and went back to work.

"You're nice and mean to me, it's confusing." Richard commented.

"I like to think of it as me keeping you on your toes." Mary stated as she kept painting.

But what neither of them noticed, was that there was a radioactive spider from their mission at Oscorp that sneaked aboard Richard and crawled off him and started to run out of the room and made its way throughout the house.

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Meanwhile, in the heart of New York, Phil Coulson is heading to the Stark Tower in order to have a talk with Tony Stark about a recent attack in the ocean.

"This is Phil Coulson, the Government Liaison to the Justice Avengers." Phil said as he was talking on the phone. "No, we changed it a while ago. Justice Avengers tested better." He then went and entered the elevator before calling Tony. "Mr. Stark, we need to talk."

"You've reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message."

"This is urgent." Phil stated.

"Then leave it urgently."

The elevator then opened and Phil exited the elevator where he saw Tony and Pepper Potts were in the main room of the tower.

"Security breach. It's on you." Tony told Pepper.

"Phil. Come on in." Pepper invited him as she got up and walked over to him.

"I can't stay." Phil warned them.

"Phil? His first names agent." Tony said as he chased after Pepper.

"Come in we're celebrating." Pepper told him.

"Which is why he can't stay." Tony tells Pepper.

"We need you to look this over, soon as possible." Phil said as he held out the file to him.

Tony then took it from him and sighed. "Official consulting hours are between 8 and 5 every other Thursday."

"This isn't a consultation." Phil explained to him.

"Is this about the Ultimates?" Pepper asks. "Which I know nothing about."

"The Ultimates is something that redhead named us at the last second, and was an idea that was scrapped, I thought." Tony said as he walked off with the file. "And I thought S.H.I.E.L.D. said I was unqualified."

"Yeah, I didn't know that." Pepper told Phil.

"Apparently, I'm volatile, self-obsessed, don't play well with others." Tony listed.